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When your photo is taken for your driver's license, why do they tell you to smile?		If you are stopped by the police and asked for your license, are you going to be smiling?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you,		but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window?

Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?

If Wyle E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?