<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><?xml-stylesheet type='text/xsl' href='http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com/mmm2008-07-24_12.50/rsspretty.aspx?rssquery=en-US;http%3a%2f%2falpowellshoes.spaces.live.com%2ffeed.rss' version='1.0'?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" xmlns:msn="http://schemas.microsoft.com/msn/spaces/2005/rss" xmlns:live="http://schemas.microsoft.com/live/spaces/2006/rss" xmlns:dcterms="http://purl.org/dc/terms/" xmlns:cf="http://www.microsoft.com/schemas/rss/core/2005" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"><channel><title>Andrea's Shoe Closet</title><description>The Journey Of A Thousand Miles, Begins With A Great Pair Of Shoes</description><link>http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com/</link><language>en-US</language><pubDate>Tue, 08 Jul 2008 03:54:51 GMT</pubDate><lastBuildDate>Tue, 08 Jul 2008 03:54:51 GMT</lastBuildDate><generator>Microsoft Spaces v1.1</generator><docs>http://www.rssboard.org/rss-specification</docs><ttl>60</ttl><live:identity><live:id>607073225081078907</live:id><live:alias>alpowellshoes</live:alias></live:identity><image><title>Andrea's Shoe Closet</title><url>http://blufiles.storage.live.com/y1porzGUsg8iMGgxRsbEVOKoM8JjieE49C5gUkqvBf20Ut_xyrY0T7-ve2IskMczHTy7uaRsHYZ6RM</url><link>http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com/</link></image><cf:listinfo><cf:group ns="http://schemas.microsoft.com/live/spaces/2006/rss" element="typelabel" label="Type" /><cf:group ns="http://schemas.microsoft.com/live/spaces/2006/rss" element="tag" label="Tag" /><cf:group element="category" label="Category" /><cf:sort element="pubDate" label="Date" data-type="date" default="true" /><cf:sort element="title" label="Title" data-type="string" /><cf:sort ns="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" element="comments" label="Comments" data-type="number" /></cf:listinfo><item><title>Talking about YouTube - Famous Failures</title><link>http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!86CC1E1BD9BC47B!1087.entry</link><description>&lt;p&gt;  
&lt;div&gt;&lt;font face=Arial size=2&gt;Inspiring but not funny - still I love it anyways....NEVER give up.  It's worth the fight.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6hz_s2XIAU"&gt;YouTube - Famous Failures&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;span style="display:none"&gt; &lt;/span&gt; &lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;img src="http://c.services.spaces.live.com/CollectionWebService/c.gif?cid=607073225081078907&amp;page=RSS%3a+Talking+about+YouTube+-+Famous+Failures&amp;referrer=" width="1px" height="1px" border="0" alt=""&gt;&lt;img style="position:absolute" alt="" width="0px" height="0px" src="http://c.live.com/c.gif?NC=31263&amp;amp;NA=1149&amp;amp;PI=73329&amp;amp;RF=&amp;amp;DI=3919&amp;amp;PS=85545&amp;amp;TP=alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com&amp;amp;GT1=alpowellshoes"&gt;</description><category>None</category><comments>http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!86CC1E1BD9BC47B!1087.entry#comment</comments><guid isPermaLink="true">http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!86CC1E1BD9BC47B!1087.entry</guid><pubDate>Wed, 14 May 2008 06:13:48 GMT</pubDate><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><msn:type>blogentry</msn:type><live:type>blogentry</live:type><live:typelabel>Blog entry</live:typelabel><wfw:commentRss>http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com/blog/cns!86CC1E1BD9BC47B!1087/comments/feed.rss</wfw:commentRss><wfw:comment>http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!86CC1E1BD9BC47B!1087.entry#comment</wfw:comment><dcterms:modified>2008-05-14T06:13:48Z</dcterms:modified></item><item><title>Green Tea Partay</title><link>http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!86CC1E1BD9BC47B!1048.entry</link><description>&lt;div&gt;So a couple of months back I &lt;a href="http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com/blog/cns!86CC1E1BD9BC47B!949.entry"&gt;posted a Link to Smirnoff Iced Tea&lt;/a&gt;, it was and still is an great video!  I was rolling on the floor!  Smirnoff has made another video in a kind of responce.  Called  &lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWzNiUXTh7E"&gt;Green tea party&lt;/a&gt;!  Not as good as the first one by any stretch...but still worth watching!  I have included links to both here.....Leave me a comment let me know which one you prefer (green tea - the 1st link or Iced tea - the 2nd)!&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;&lt;span style="display:none"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="display:none"&gt; &lt;/span&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;a href="http://img.youtube.com/vi/PTU2He2BIc0/2.jpg"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://c.services.spaces.live.com/CollectionWebService/c.gif?cid=607073225081078907&amp;page=RSS%3a+Green+Tea+Partay&amp;referrer=" width="1px" height="1px" border="0" alt=""&gt;&lt;img style="position:absolute" alt="" width="0px" height="0px" src="http://c.live.com/c.gif?NC=31263&amp;amp;NA=1149&amp;amp;PI=73329&amp;amp;RF=&amp;amp;DI=3919&amp;amp;PS=85545&amp;amp;TP=alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com&amp;amp;GT1=alpowellshoes"&gt;</description><comments>http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!86CC1E1BD9BC47B!1048.entry#comment</comments><guid isPermaLink="true">http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!86CC1E1BD9BC47B!1048.entry</guid><pubDate>Sun, 25 Nov 2007 06:14:00 GMT</pubDate><slash:comments>1</slash:comments><msn:type>blogentry</msn:type><live:type>blogentry</live:type><live:typelabel>Blog entry</live:typelabel><wfw:commentRss>http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com/blog/cns!86CC1E1BD9BC47B!1048/comments/feed.rss</wfw:commentRss><wfw:comment>http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!86CC1E1BD9BC47B!1048.entry#comment</wfw:comment><dcterms:modified>2007-11-25T06:23:50Z</dcterms:modified></item><item><title>Hilton Tries to Help Drunk Elephants</title><link>http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!86CC1E1BD9BC47B!1042.entry</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size=2&gt;I make no effort to hide the fact that I don't like Paris Hilton.  I find it hard to recall one redeaming factor that she might have.  Just when I thought she couldn't possibly fall any lower, well read on.  Paris has turned her efforts from Rwanda to.......Drunken elephants......Yes, don't go back and read it again, thinking you couldn't of possibly read that correctly....you did.  &lt;/font&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size=2&gt;Drunken elephants.&lt;/font&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size=2&gt;Paris, can't you just stay out of charity work alltoghether.  Please, Please, Please....just write a check.   Rwanda, is better off with you NOT visiting and the elephants?  Well, now elephants are the laughing stock of the animal kingdom....right up their with dodo birds, Paris Hilton the patron saint of elephants.   I think I just figured out why elephants drink.   &lt;/font&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size=2&gt;Now at this time of giving, and being thankfull for all you have let's take a second to reflect and.....HEY, someone get that elephant to give me back my vodka!&lt;/font&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;GAUHATI, India - With &lt;span&gt;Rwanda&lt;/span&gt; off her charity calendar, Paris Hilton has turned her attention to the plight of ... drunken elephants in &lt;span&gt;India&lt;/span&gt;.
&lt;p&gt;&amp;quot;The elephants get drunk all the time. It is becoming really dangerous. We need to stop making alcohol available to them,&amp;quot; the 26-year-old socialite was quoted as saying by the World Entertainment News Network's Web site.
&lt;p&gt;In the wake of her jail term for an alcohol-related reckless driving case, Hilton is seeking to remake her image from club-hopping party girl to world-traveling do-gooder. She announced plans to do charity work in Rwanda, but the trip was postponed until next year.
&lt;p&gt;Then opportunity for Hilton's &amp;quot;global elephant campaign&amp;quot; knocked last month when six parched pachyderms broke into a farm in the state of Meghalaya and guzzled farmers' homemade rice beer. The elephants went on a rampage, then uprooted an electricity pole and were jolted to death.
&lt;p&gt;&amp;quot;There would have been more casualties if the villagers hadn't chased them away. And four elephants died in a similar way three years ago. It is just so sad,&amp;quot; Hilton was quoted as saying in last week in &lt;span&gt;Tokyo&lt;/span&gt;, where she was judging a beauty contest.
&lt;p&gt;Sangeeta Goswami, head of animal rights group People for Animals, told The Associated Press: &amp;quot;I am indeed happy Hilton has taken note of recent incidents of wild elephants in northeast India going berserk.&amp;quot;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;quot;As part of her global elephant campaign, Hilton should, in fact, think of visiting this region literally infested with elephants,&amp;quot; Goswami said.
&lt;p&gt;Hilton's publicist couldn't immediately be reached Tuesday to verify her comments. Another conservationist said elephant alcohol abuse was just a symptom of the real problem. (No, he wasn't talking about celebrities.)
&lt;p&gt;&amp;quot;Elephants appear on human settlements ... because they have no habitat left due to wanton destruction of forests,&amp;quot; said Soumyadeep Dutta, who heads Nature's Beckon, a leading regional conservation group. &amp;quot;A celebrity like Hilton must focus her attention on this fact.&amp;quot;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://c.services.spaces.live.com/CollectionWebService/c.gif?cid=607073225081078907&amp;page=RSS%3a+Hilton+Tries+to+Help+Drunk+Elephants&amp;referrer=" width="1px" height="1px" border="0" alt=""&gt;&lt;img style="position:absolute" alt="" width="0px" height="0px" src="http://c.live.com/c.gif?NC=31263&amp;amp;NA=1149&amp;amp;PI=73329&amp;amp;RF=&amp;amp;DI=3919&amp;amp;PS=85545&amp;amp;TP=alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com&amp;amp;GT1=alpowellshoes"&gt;</description><comments>http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!86CC1E1BD9BC47B!1042.entry#comment</comments><guid isPermaLink="true">http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!86CC1E1BD9BC47B!1042.entry</guid><pubDate>Tue, 13 Nov 2007 21:59:32 GMT</pubDate><slash:comments>2</slash:comments><msn:type>blogentry</msn:type><live:type>blogentry</live:type><live:typelabel>Blog entry</live:typelabel><wfw:commentRss>http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com/blog/cns!86CC1E1BD9BC47B!1042/comments/feed.rss</wfw:commentRss><wfw:comment>http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!86CC1E1BD9BC47B!1042.entry#comment</wfw:comment><dcterms:modified>2007-11-13T21:59:32Z</dcterms:modified></item><item><title>On the Road....</title><link>http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!86CC1E1BD9BC47B!1038.entry</link><description>&lt;p&gt;Recently I've been getting quite a bit of flak from friends who are disappointed that I didn't buy anything more extravagant when I got my new car. &lt;p&gt;I got a top of the line Honda Accord..it's a nice car...gets me from point A to point B, and honestly Honda's are like the energizer bunnies of the car world..they keep going, and going, and going.  It will hopefully last me another 10 years with minimum maintenance  (just like my old one) A+++ &lt;p&gt;However I have been told repeatedly that it doesn't fit my personality, that it isn't luxury enough and that it's entirely to sensible.  You know what you right, it is sensible, and I'm okay with that.  Recently MSN did a article on what your car says about you... &lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;The car: A Honda Accord or other sensible sedan&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;What the car says about its owner:&lt;/b&gt; Someone who drives this practical vehicle is most likely educated and intelligent, Dr. Orbuch says. “This driver probably likes discussing politics and is very well-read and mature,” she explains. “People who drive these kinds of cars don’t take big risks in life, but hey, that mentality has served them well up to now!” What you may find pleasantly surprising is that the driver probably has a lot of savings socked away. “This kind of person has invested his or her money well and may very well be enjoying a cushy lifestyle, but is just smart enough to know that a car is a horrible investment,” she explains. Ultimately, he or she cares about value, not flash.  &lt;p&gt;If you &lt;u&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;really&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/u&gt; knew me you would know this is totally me!  I would never waste money on a car.  A house, yes....a vacation, yes...Hell, I can even justify a $500 pair of shoes, but a car, NO!!! &lt;p&gt;Here is what some of the other cars say about their owners. &lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;The car: A BMW or other luxury sedan&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;What the car says about its owner:&lt;/b&gt; Owners of these types of cars — think the BMW 7 Series — believe that they’ve made their money, darn it, and they’ve got the right to spend, flaunt it and enjoy it. “They might be a bit annoying in the boasting department, but they are successful people who have earned some bragging rights,” says Dr. Orbuch. &lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;The car: A red convertible&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;What the car says about its owner:&lt;/b&gt; While it’s easy to assume that the owner of a shiny convertible is either flashy or going through a midlife crisis, Dr. Orbuch suggests otherwise: “Someone who drives this kind of car has two sides, each of which is revealed depending on the setting.” She says its driver can have a shy streak (a sexy car is akin to a conversation-starter), but in general (and especially in relationships) this person is an alpha-type. &lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;The car: A fully loaded SUV&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;What the car says about its owner:&lt;/b&gt; More often than not, an SUV driver is an organized person who might even be a bit of a paranoid pack-rat, Dr. Orbuch says. “AN SUV driver probably has everything from freeze-dried energy bars to emergency flares in the truck space,” she explains. The 4-wheel-drive tells you that this person wants to be prepared for both emergencies and for spontaneous adventures—a bit of a paradox, isn’t it? Dr. Orbuch notes that this person enjoys control and likes to be at the top of his or her game, whether it be sports, work, family, or trivia and ultimately is a motivated, energetic, and passionate person. &lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;The car: A Toyota Prius or any other hybrid&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;What the car says about its owner:&lt;/b&gt; You guessed it: The person behind the wheel of a Prius chose an environmentally-friendly car because that cause is meaningful to him or her. “This driver is an energetic volunteer or cause-supporter who is often earnest and serious,” Dr. Orbuch notes. “This person is wearing his or her priorities on a sleeve (well, on the car…) and is interested in making a statement.” Just know that he or she “probably doesn’t have a sense of humor when it comes to rainforest preservation, veganism, or Dennis Kucinich,” she says. Ultimately, these drivers have good souls, she says: “People appreciate their commitment to their beliefs, even if they may be prone to preaching.” &lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;The car: A Jeep Wrangler or FJ Cruiser&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;What the car says about its owner:&lt;/b&gt; Believe it or not, this person is not a risk-taker, but would very much like to be. “More often than not, this kind of person’s life is pretty routine; he or she is super responsible,” Dr. Orbuch says. “However, this person has a slightly immature streak — that’s OK, by the way — that wants to step out and go wild. This car helps the owner express that part of his or her character; this individual wants to be perceived as young, carefree and spontaneous.” &lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;The car: A station wagon&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;What the car says about its owner:&lt;/b&gt; As the SUV has become the most popular “car that hauls” choice in the vehicular marketplace, the driver who remains committed to rolling in a station wagon is clearly a traditionalist. “A station-wagon driver doesn’t like change and can’t seem to figure out what all the fuss is about new technology and such,” Dr. Orbuch asserts. “He or she is highly practical, but may have a secret penchant for high-priced comfort items like his and hers sheepskin seat covers,” she says. &lt;img src="http://c.services.spaces.live.com/CollectionWebService/c.gif?cid=607073225081078907&amp;page=RSS%3a+On+the+Road....&amp;referrer=" width="1px" height="1px" border="0" alt=""&gt;&lt;img style="position:absolute" alt="" width="0px" height="0px" src="http://c.live.com/c.gif?NC=31263&amp;amp;NA=1149&amp;amp;PI=73329&amp;amp;RF=&amp;amp;DI=3919&amp;amp;PS=85545&amp;amp;TP=alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com&amp;amp;GT1=alpowellshoes"&gt;</description><comments>http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!86CC1E1BD9BC47B!1038.entry#comment</comments><guid isPermaLink="true">http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!86CC1E1BD9BC47B!1038.entry</guid><pubDate>Fri, 02 Nov 2007 23:42:28 GMT</pubDate><slash:comments>1</slash:comments><msn:type>blogentry</msn:type><live:type>blogentry</live:type><live:typelabel>Blog entry</live:typelabel><wfw:commentRss>http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com/blog/cns!86CC1E1BD9BC47B!1038/comments/feed.rss</wfw:commentRss><wfw:comment>http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!86CC1E1BD9BC47B!1038.entry#comment</wfw:comment><dcterms:modified>2007-11-02T23:42:28Z</dcterms:modified></item><item><title>Does heaven have a zip code?</title><link>http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!86CC1E1BD9BC47B!1009.entry</link><description>&lt;div&gt;
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&lt;p style="margin:0in 0in 10pt"&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;font color="#000000"&gt;&lt;font face=Calibri size=3&gt;The shoe department at Saks Fifth Avenue's flagship store in New York is moving and getting a new ZIP code -- not moving to a new town, mind you, just moving four floors up. And the new ZIP code isn't for the whole building; it's just for the eighth floor. &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/span&gt;
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&lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://c.services.spaces.live.com/CollectionWebService/c.gif?cid=607073225081078907&amp;page=RSS%3a+Tea+Partay&amp;referrer=" width="1px" height="1px" border="0" alt=""&gt;&lt;img style="position:absolute" alt="" width="0px" height="0px" src="http://c.live.com/c.gif?NC=31263&amp;amp;NA=1149&amp;amp;PI=73329&amp;amp;RF=&amp;amp;DI=3919&amp;amp;PS=85545&amp;amp;TP=alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com&amp;amp;GT1=alpowellshoes"&gt;</description><comments>http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!86CC1E1BD9BC47B!949.entry#comment</comments><guid isPermaLink="true">http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!86CC1E1BD9BC47B!949.entry</guid><pubDate>Fri, 08 Jun 2007 04:43:29 GMT</pubDate><slash:comments>3</slash:comments><msn:type>blogentry</msn:type><live:type>blogentry</live:type><live:typelabel>Blog entry</live:typelabel><wfw:commentRss>http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com/blog/cns!86CC1E1BD9BC47B!949/comments/feed.rss</wfw:commentRss><wfw:comment>http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!86CC1E1BD9BC47B!949.entry#comment</wfw:comment><dcterms:modified>2007-06-08T04:43:29Z</dcterms:modified></item><item><title>10 Things You Don’t Know About Women</title><link>http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!86CC1E1BD9BC47B!919.entry</link><description>&lt;p style="background:white"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:14pt"&gt;&lt;font face="Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif" color="#000080" size=3&gt;Every month in Esquire, a well-known woman writes a list of &amp;quot;10 Things You Don't Know About Women.&amp;quot; These are some of my favorites in no particular order! &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/span&gt;
&lt;p style="background:white"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Sela Ward &lt;/strong&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;
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&lt;div style="background:white"&gt;Women really do want to be on time. It's just that everything starts so darned early. &lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div style="background:white"&gt;We really do like to cook. It's just that we cooked so much for our boyfriends before we got married that we're sick of being in the kitchen. Sorry you missed it. &lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div style="background:white"&gt;Men are free to think they're the boss, as long as they know we're the chairman of the board. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Jennifer Coolidge&lt;/strong&gt; 
&lt;ul&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Shaving down there doesn't make your equipment look any bigger. It does make it more manageable, however, which improves the chances of us admiring your manscaping. 
&lt;li&gt;Short of spending $10,000, there is nothing you can do to your head to hide the fact that you're going bald. If you're spraying your hair on from an aerosol can, chances are we can tell. Unless you're going to shell out the cash to do it right, just let it go. &lt;/ul&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Kyra Sedgwick&lt;/strong&gt; 
&lt;ul&gt;
&lt;li&gt;
&lt;div style="background:white"&gt;Before you accuse a woman of being bitchy, walk a mile in her shoes. Her pointy-toed, high-heeled, impossibly uncomfortable shoes. &lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div style="background:white"&gt;One more thing about the shoes: Most of them hurt too much to wear for too long. So, yes, we really &lt;em&gt;do&lt;/em&gt; need that many pairs. (And, accordingly, you need us to have them.) &lt;/div&gt;
&lt;li&gt;
&lt;div style="background:white"&gt;Our friends are not your enemies, and our enemies better not be your friends. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Liz Vassey&lt;/strong&gt; 
&lt;ul&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Go for the girl who can eat a proper meal. If she's passionate about food, you'll most likely be fortunate in other venues. &lt;/ul&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Annabeth Gish &lt;/strong&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;
&lt;li&gt;
&lt;div style="background:white"&gt;If you tell us that playing Halo 2 improves the dexterity of your fingers, you'd better be able to prove it. &lt;/div&gt;
&lt;li&gt;
&lt;div style="background:white"&gt;Watching football for three hours on a Sunday is sufficiently masculine. Watching football for nine hours is obsessive and weird. &lt;/div&gt;
&lt;li&gt;
&lt;div style="background:white"&gt;Chivalry does not emasculate you or make you our bitch.&lt;span style="color:#333333"&gt;&lt;em&gt; &lt;/em&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#333333"&gt;Alyssa Milano&lt;/span&gt;&lt;em&gt; &lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;span style="color:#333333"&gt;No matter how much your woman loves you, there are going to be three to seven days each month when she wants you dead. (She may even quietly fantasize about turning her eyelash curler against you.) You have two options: Tie yourself to a tree and wait out the storm, or stock up at Tiffany's, toss a blue box or two into the wind, and hope for the best. We recommend the latter. (The key chain doesn't count.)&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/ul&gt;
&lt;p style="background:white"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#333333"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Dana Delany&lt;em&gt; &lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;
&lt;li&gt;
&lt;div style="background:white"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#333333"&gt;A private plane will not make up for the fact that you have bad breath. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;li&gt;
&lt;div style="background:white"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#333333"&gt;We like younger men for the same reasons you like younger women: stamina and skin. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;li&gt;
&lt;div style="background:white"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#333333"&gt;There are two spots on women that need to be touched more: the back of the neck and the lower back. Fireworks. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;li&gt;
&lt;div style="background:white"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#333333"&gt;Never send red roses. That's such a cliché. A simple wildflower will get you where you want to be. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;
&lt;p style="background:white"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#333333"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Courteney Cox &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;
&lt;li&gt;
&lt;div style="background:white"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#333333"&gt;You don't get a vote in the preferred shape of our pubic hair. Until you've had hot wax poured all over your crotch, you're merely a passenger on that flight. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Pam Grier &lt;/strong&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;
&lt;li&gt;It doesn't matter if you have an M.B.A. from some fancy school; as long as you have ragged cuticles, dandruff, and a chipped tooth, you'll be getting no action. It's time to start paying attention. &lt;/ul&gt;
&lt;p style="background:white"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Mariska Hargitay &lt;/strong&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;
&lt;li&gt;
&lt;div style="background:white"&gt;It's not the size of the bed that matters; it's the thread count. &lt;/div&gt;
&lt;li&gt;
&lt;div style="background:white"&gt;We are all about our necks. Feel free to spend as much time there as you wish. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Christina Applegate &lt;/strong&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Guys who go to Hooters to watch the game are usually the same guys who go to lunch at strip clubs for the free chicken- fried steak. Don't be one of those guys. &lt;/ul&gt;
&lt;p style="background:white"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Jill A. Davis&lt;/strong&gt; 
&lt;ul&gt;
&lt;li&gt;
&lt;div style="background:white"&gt;We don't ever want to see the inside of an Olive Garden. &lt;/div&gt;
&lt;li&gt;
&lt;div style="background:white"&gt;Have we ever mentioned how grateful we are that we don't have to shave our faces once a day, every day, for fifty years? &lt;/div&gt;
&lt;li&gt;
&lt;div style="background:white"&gt;Boxers or briefs? Who cares, as long as they're clean and you know how to take 'em off to music.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;
&lt;p style="background:white"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Random Everyday Women &lt;/strong&gt; 
&lt;ul&gt;
&lt;li&gt;
&lt;div style="background:white"&gt;Not all of us want marriage and babies. Some of us just want orgasms and dogs. &lt;/div&gt;
&lt;li&gt;The vast majority of women are digging for appreciation, not gold. 
&lt;li&gt;Your Game Boy/PlayStation/Xbox obsession? It makes our shoe-shopping habit look like a nobler pursuit than peace in the Middle East. 
&lt;li&gt;Raise your criteria beyond our faces and figures and we'll raise ours beyond your bank account. 
&lt;li&gt;We're mostly jealous of the women we look at, not the women you look at. 
&lt;li&gt;We're capable of sex without commitment, too. It's just that you're happy with one inebriated night of it and we prefer 9 1/2 weeks of it--sordid, aggressive, and gratuitous.&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;img src="http://c.services.spaces.live.com/CollectionWebService/c.gif?cid=607073225081078907&amp;page=RSS%3a+10+Things+You+Don%e2%80%99t+Know+About+Women&amp;referrer=" width="1px" height="1px" border="0" alt=""&gt;&lt;img style="position:absolute" alt="" width="0px" height="0px" src="http://c.live.com/c.gif?NC=31263&amp;amp;NA=1149&amp;amp;PI=73329&amp;amp;RF=&amp;amp;DI=3919&amp;amp;PS=85545&amp;amp;TP=alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com&amp;amp;GT1=alpowellshoes"&gt;</description><comments>http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!86CC1E1BD9BC47B!919.entry#comment</comments><guid isPermaLink="true">http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!86CC1E1BD9BC47B!919.entry</guid><pubDate>Mon, 23 Apr 2007 22:02:34 GMT</pubDate><slash:comments>1</slash:comments><msn:type>blogentry</msn:type><live:type>blogentry</live:type><live:typelabel>Blog entry</live:typelabel><wfw:commentRss>http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com/blog/cns!86CC1E1BD9BC47B!919/comments/feed.rss</wfw:commentRss><wfw:comment>http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!86CC1E1BD9BC47B!919.entry#comment</wfw:comment><dcterms:modified>2007-06-08T04:53:17Z</dcterms:modified></item><item><title>Southerness</title><link>http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!86CC1E1BD9BC47B!904.entry</link><description>&lt;p style="background:white"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:14pt;color:green;font-family:Times New Roman"&gt;I was born in the south, however I wasn't raised there, I was raised in Europe and have picked up quite a few habits from that part of the world. My father however, is Sothern born and raised. So MOST of these were a fact of life while I was growing up! Especially the Suthen-ism's at the bottom! &lt;/span&gt;
&lt;p style="background:white"&gt; &lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:purple;text-decoration:underline"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:14pt"&gt;SOUTHERN    WOMEN&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:10pt"&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:10pt;color:#009900"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Southern women appreciate their natural assets:&lt;br&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color:black"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:10pt"&gt;Clean skin.&lt;br&gt;A winning smile.&lt;br&gt;That unforgettable Southern drawl.&lt;br&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:6pt"&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:10pt;color:#009900"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Southern women know their manners:&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color:black"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:10pt"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&amp;quot;Yes, ma'am.&amp;quot;&lt;br&gt;&amp;quot;Yes, sir.&amp;quot;&lt;br&gt;&amp;quot;Why, no, Billy!&amp;quot;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:6pt"&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color:#009900"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:10pt"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Southern women have a distinct way with fond expressions&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:6pt"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:10pt"&gt;:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color:black"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:10pt"&gt;&lt;br&gt;&amp;quot;Y'all come back!&amp;quot;&lt;br&gt;&amp;quot;Well, bless your heart.&amp;quot;&lt;br&gt;&amp;quot;Drop by when you can.&amp;quot;&lt;br&gt;&amp;quot;How's your Momma?&amp;quot;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:6pt"&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:10pt"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#009900"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Southern women know their summer weather report:&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color:black"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;Humidity&lt;br&gt;Humidity&lt;br&gt;Humidity&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color:#009900"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Southern women know their vacation spots:&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color:black"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;The beach&lt;br&gt;The rivuh&lt;br&gt;The crick&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color:#009900"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Southern women know the joys of June, July, and August:&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color:black"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;Colorful hi-heel sandals&lt;br&gt;Strapless sun dresses&lt;br&gt;Iced sweet tea with mint&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color:#009900"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Southern women know everybody's first name:&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color:black"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;Honey&lt;br&gt;Darlin'&lt;br&gt;Shugah&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color:#009900"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Southern women know the movies that speak to their hearts:&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color:black"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;Fried Green Tomatoes&lt;br&gt;Driving Miss Daisy&lt;br&gt;Steel Magnolias&lt;br&gt;Gone With The Wind&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color:#009900"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Southern women know their religions:&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color:black"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;Baptist&lt;br&gt;Methodist&lt;br&gt;Football&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color:#009900"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Southern women know their country breakfasts:&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color:black"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;Red-eye gravy&lt;br&gt;Grits&lt;br&gt;Eggs&lt;br&gt;Country ham&lt;br&gt;Mouth-watering homemade biscuits with momma's homemade jelly&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color:#009900"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Southern women know their cities dripping with Southern charm:&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color:black"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;Chawl'stn&lt;br&gt;S'vanah&lt;br&gt;Foat Wuth&lt;br&gt;N'awlins&lt;br&gt;Addlanna&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color:#009900"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Southern women know their elegant gentlemen:&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color:black"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;Men in uniform.&lt;br&gt;Men in tuxedos&lt;br&gt;Rhett Butler&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color:#009900"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Southern girls know their prime real estate:&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color:black"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;The Mall&lt;br&gt;The Country Club&lt;br&gt;The Beauty Salon&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color:#009900"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Southern girls know the 3 deadly sins:&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color:black"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:10pt"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;Having bad hair and nails&lt;br&gt;Having bad manners&lt;br&gt;Cooking bad food&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:5pt"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:5pt;color:#444444"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;
&lt;p style="background:white"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:10pt;color:black"&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color:#5f497a;text-decoration:underline"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:14pt"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;More Suthen-ism's:&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:6pt"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color:black;font-family:Times New Roman"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:10pt"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;Only&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:6pt"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:10pt"&gt;a Southerner knows the difference between a&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:6pt"&gt;&lt;strong&gt; &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:10pt"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;hissie fit&lt;/strong&gt; and a&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:6pt"&gt;&lt;strong&gt; &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:10pt"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;conniption fit&lt;/strong&gt;, and that you don't &amp;quot;HAVE&amp;quot; them, you &amp;quot;PITCH&amp;quot; them.&lt;br&gt;_____&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Only a Southerner knows how many fish, collard greens, turnip greens, peas, beans, etc., make up&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:6pt"&gt;&lt;strong&gt; &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:10pt"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&amp;quot;a mess.&amp;quot;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;_____&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Only a Southerner can show or point out to you the general direction of&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:6pt"&gt;&lt;strong&gt; &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:10pt"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&amp;quot;yonder.&amp;quot;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;_____&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Only a Southerner knows exactly how long&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:6pt"&gt;&lt;strong&gt; &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:10pt"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&amp;quot;directly&amp;quot;&lt;/strong&gt; is, ... as in: &amp;quot;Going to town, be back directly.&amp;quot;&lt;br&gt;_____&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Even Southern babies know that&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:6pt"&gt;&lt;strong&gt; &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:10pt"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&amp;quot;Gimme some sugar&amp;quot;&lt;/strong&gt; is not a request for the white, granular sweet substance that sits in a pretty little bowl in the middle of the table.&lt;br&gt;_____&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;All Southerners know exactly when&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:6pt"&gt;&lt;strong&gt; &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:10pt"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&amp;quot;by and by&amp;quot;&lt;/strong&gt; is. They might not use the term, but they know the concept well.&lt;br&gt;_____&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Only a Southerner knows instinctively that the best gesture of solace for a neighbor who's got trouble is a plate of hot fried chicken and a big bowl of cold potato salad. If the neighbor's trouble is a real crisis, they also know to add a large banana puddin!&lt;br&gt;_____&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Only Southerners grow up knowing the difference between&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:6pt"&gt;&lt;strong&gt; &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:10pt"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&amp;quot;right near&amp;quot;&lt;/strong&gt; and&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:6pt"&gt;&lt;strong&gt; &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:10pt"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&amp;quot;a right far piece.&amp;quot;&lt;/strong&gt; They also know that&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:6pt"&gt;&lt;strong&gt; &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:10pt"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&amp;quot;just down the road&amp;quot;&lt;/strong&gt; can be 1 mile or 20.&lt;br&gt;_____&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Only a Southerner, both knows and understands, the difference between a redneck, a good ol' boy, and po' white trash.&lt;br&gt;_____&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;No true Southerner would ever assume that the car with the flashing turn signal is actually going to make a turn.&lt;br&gt;_____&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;A Southerner knows that&lt;/span&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:6pt"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:10pt"&gt;&amp;quot;fixin&amp;quot;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:6pt"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:10pt"&gt;can be used as a noun, a verb, or an adverb.&lt;br&gt;_____&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Only Southerners make friends while standing in lines, ... and when we're &amp;quot;in line,&amp;quot; . we talk to everybody!&lt;br&gt;_____&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Put 100 Southerners in a room and half of them will discover they're related, even if only by marriage.&lt;br&gt;_____&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;In the South,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:6pt"&gt;&lt;strong&gt; &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:10pt"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;y'all&lt;/strong&gt; is singular, &lt;strong&gt;all y'all&lt;/strong&gt; is plural.&lt;br&gt;_____&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Southerners know grits come from corn and how to eat them.&lt;br&gt;_____&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Every Southerner knows tomatoes with eggs, bacon, grits, and coffee are perfectly wonderful; that red eye gravy is also a breakfast food; and that fried green tomatoes are not a breakfast food.&lt;br&gt;_____&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;When you hear someone say, &amp;quot;Well, I caught myself lookin',&amp;quot; you know you are in the presence of a genuine Southerner!&lt;br&gt;_____&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Only true Southerners say&lt;/span&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:6pt"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:10pt"&gt;&amp;quot;sweet tea&amp;quot;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:6pt"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:10pt"&gt;and&lt;/span&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:6pt"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:10pt"&gt;&amp;quot;sweet milk.&amp;quot;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:5pt"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:10pt"&gt;Sweet tea indicates the need for sugar and lots of it -- we do not like our tea unsweetened. &amp;quot;Sweet milk&amp;quot; means you don't want buttermilk.&lt;br&gt;_____&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;And a true Southerner knows you don't scream obscenities at little old ladies who drive 30 MPH on the freeway. You just say&lt;strong&gt;, &amp;quot;Bless her heart&amp;quot;&lt;/strong&gt; ... and go your own way.&lt;br&gt;_____&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;To those of you who are still a little embarrassed by your Southerness: Take two tent revivals and a dose of sausage gravy and call me in the morning. Bless your heart!&lt;br&gt;_____&lt;br&gt;And to those of you who are still having a hard time understanding all this Southern stuff, ... bless your hearts, I hear they are fixin' to have classes on Southernness as a second language!&lt;br&gt;_____&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;And for those that are not from the South but have lived here for a long time, all y'all need a sign to hang on y'alls front porch that reads &amp;quot;I ain't from the South, but I got here as fast as I could.&amp;quot;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;img src="http://c.services.spaces.live.com/CollectionWebService/c.gif?cid=607073225081078907&amp;page=RSS%3a+Southerness&amp;referrer=" width="1px" height="1px" border="0" alt=""&gt;&lt;img style="position:absolute" alt="" width="0px" height="0px" src="http://c.live.com/c.gif?NC=31263&amp;amp;NA=1149&amp;amp;PI=73329&amp;amp;RF=&amp;amp;DI=3919&amp;amp;PS=85545&amp;amp;TP=alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com&amp;amp;GT1=alpowellshoes"&gt;</description><comments>http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!86CC1E1BD9BC47B!904.entry#comment</comments><guid isPermaLink="true">http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!86CC1E1BD9BC47B!904.entry</guid><pubDate>Fri, 30 Mar 2007 18:50:46 GMT</pubDate><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><msn:type>blogentry</msn:type><live:type>blogentry</live:type><live:typelabel>Blog entry</live:typelabel><wfw:commentRss>http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com/blog/cns!86CC1E1BD9BC47B!904/comments/feed.rss</wfw:commentRss><wfw:comment>http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!86CC1E1BD9BC47B!904.entry#comment</wfw:comment><dcterms:modified>2007-03-30T18:51:56Z</dcterms:modified></item><item><title>Talking about the Windows Live Messenger campaign</title><link>http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!86CC1E1BD9BC47B!887.entry</link><description>&lt;p&gt; This is one of those &amp;quot;Little Things&amp;quot; that you can do that can make a big difference!  If your chatting with your friends on messenger you might as well be giving to your favorite charity in the process!  Every time you start a conversation using i’m, Microsoft shares a portion of the program's advertising revenue with the charity of your choice (there are nine to choose from).
&lt;p&gt;Personally I choose the National AIDS Fund because .92C on every dollar goes directly wor work in for the cause!  
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://tk1.storage.msn.com/x1pjiWC4JhxAl1hYC5cZXDqWIsFWJNoB4TWKUiRrhOas_0Hz2TqrN_cej0vher0omLRxZtoZDs_OtS-8o5XwRZyCSn5Qq9-12m2TzTwZgYs4XVRqQiR59YgfaAWccvjbm5u9X4rvqd29BQv0_AkMHlbRQ"&gt;&lt;img style="border-right:0px;border-top:0px;border-left:0px;border-bottom:0px" height=232 src="http://tk1.storage.msn.com/x1pjiWC4JhxAl1hYC5cZXDqWIsFWJNoB4TWKUiRrhOas_06vuGIYmlEhSW-_gD4l99f7ems5MW5LoucaNS0j1e0ezUE6HBYr9SiGIZa1kg7jL_asipLU40J_dpYKQ1numiIczJEQwFYK2bqWvmmizoL1w" width=281 border=0&gt;&lt;/a&gt; 
&lt;p&gt;If you have not watched this (from last weeks) Saturday Night Live, you lead a very,very deprived life and must make some effort to rectify the situation IMMEDIATELY!!
&lt;p&gt;I haven't laughed so hard in, SUCH a long time.  This was just great!!!
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Notice to all my readers:&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dmVU08zVpA"&gt;&lt;strong&gt; this links to the uncensored version.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;img src="http://c.services.spaces.live.com/CollectionWebService/c.gif?cid=607073225081078907&amp;page=RSS%3a+YouTube+-+SNL+-+Digital+Short+-+A+Special+Christmas+Box+*Uncensored&amp;referrer=" width="1px" height="1px" border="0" alt=""&gt;&lt;img style="position:absolute" alt="" width="0px" height="0px" src="http://c.live.com/c.gif?NC=31263&amp;amp;NA=1149&amp;amp;PI=73329&amp;amp;RF=&amp;amp;DI=3919&amp;amp;PS=85545&amp;amp;TP=alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com&amp;amp;GT1=alpowellshoes"&gt;</description><comments>http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!86CC1E1BD9BC47B!837.entry#comment</comments><guid isPermaLink="true">http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!86CC1E1BD9BC47B!837.entry</guid><pubDate>Sun, 24 Dec 2006 07:13:16 GMT</pubDate><slash:comments>1</slash:comments><msn:type>blogentry</msn:type><live:type>blogentry</live:type><live:typelabel>Blog entry</live:typelabel><wfw:commentRss>http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com/blog/cns!86CC1E1BD9BC47B!837/comments/feed.rss</wfw:commentRss><wfw:comment>http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!86CC1E1BD9BC47B!837.entry#comment</wfw:comment><dcterms:modified>2006-12-24T07:13:16Z</dcterms:modified></item><item><title>Italy adopts new rules on thin models - Lifestyle - MSNBC.com</title><link>http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!86CC1E1BD9BC47B!787.entry</link><description>&lt;p&gt;So When Spain did this i linked to it from &lt;a href="http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com/blog/cns!86CC1E1BD9BC47B!764.entry"&gt;my space, with just a one line comment&lt;/a&gt;, saying i hope others follow suit....It seems I have gotten my wish!   &lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&amp;quot;Spain barred models below a certain weight from Madrid fashion shows in September. Earlier this month Brazil also launched a campaign to ban underage, underweight models from its catwalks in response to the death of a Brazilian model from complications due to anorexia.&amp;quot;&lt;/em&gt; &lt;p&gt;Apparently the fashion houses are being resistent to this change,  However they have decided to support this new Rule, because of public pressure.  So now that we have Milan in our pocket we just have to get NYC and Paris ....However, the good news is that most models are sent to Milan and Paris to make a name for themselves long before they work in the united states.  So if we can get Paris on board....The US will have to change their standards as well.    &lt;p&gt;Here's to hoping!' &lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16240850/"&gt;Link to Italy adopts new rules on thin models - Lifestyle - MSNBC.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;img src="http://c.services.spaces.live.com/CollectionWebService/c.gif?cid=607073225081078907&amp;page=RSS%3a+Italy+adopts+new+rules+on+thin+models+-+Lifestyle+-+MSNBC.com&amp;referrer=" width="1px" height="1px" border="0" alt=""&gt;&lt;img style="position:absolute" alt="" width="0px" height="0px" src="http://c.live.com/c.gif?NC=31263&amp;amp;NA=1149&amp;amp;PI=73329&amp;amp;RF=&amp;amp;DI=3919&amp;amp;PS=85545&amp;amp;TP=alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com&amp;amp;GT1=alpowellshoes"&gt;</description><comments>http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!86CC1E1BD9BC47B!787.entry#comment</comments><guid isPermaLink="true">http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!86CC1E1BD9BC47B!787.entry</guid><pubDate>Mon, 18 Dec 2006 19:57:07 GMT</pubDate><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><msn:type>blogentry</msn:type><live:type>blogentry</live:type><live:typelabel>Blog entry</live:typelabel><wfw:commentRss>http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com/blog/cns!86CC1E1BD9BC47B!787/comments/feed.rss</wfw:commentRss><wfw:comment>http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!86CC1E1BD9BC47B!787.entry#comment</wfw:comment><dcterms:modified>2006-12-18T19:57:07Z</dcterms:modified></item><item><title>Could you pass the U.S. citizenship test? - Being an American - MSNBC.com</title><link>http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!86CC1E1BD9BC47B!786.entry</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img height=24 alt="What does it mean to be an  AMERICAN?" hspace=0 src="http://msnbcmedia4.msn.com/i/msnbc/Components/Art/USNEWS/SPATS/spat_BeAmerican2.jpg" width=346 border=0&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/13442226/"&gt;Link to Could you pass the U.S. citizenship test? - Being an American - MSNBC.com&lt;/a&gt;  &lt;p&gt;So I'm challenging everyone who reads this and is an American citizen to take this test and see how well you do.   &lt;p&gt;I promise, that you learned all of this in civil history or American history while in school.  However, I'm also willing to bet most of you couldn't pass this test at the 80% required to become an American citizen.   &lt;p&gt;The question that made me laugh....number 9. &lt;p&gt;What are the 13 original states? &lt;ul&gt; &lt;li&gt;Connecticut, New Hampshire, New York, New Zealand, Massachusetts, Pennsylvania, Ohio, Delaware, Virginia, North Carolina, South Carolina, Georgia, Rhode Island, Maryland  &lt;li&gt;Connecticut, New Hampshire, New York, New Jersey, Massachusetts, Pennsylvania, Delaware, Virginia, North Carolina, South Carolina, Georgia, Rhode Island, Maryland  &lt;li&gt;Connecticut, New York, New Jersey, Massachusetts, Pennsylvania, Delaware, Kentucky, Virginia, North Carolina, South Carolina, Georgia, Rhode Island, Maryland  &lt;li&gt;Connecticut, New Hampshire, New York, New Jersey, Massachusetts, Pennsylvania, Delaware, Virginia, North Carolina, South Carolina, Georgia, Rhode Island, Maryland, Washington, D.C.&lt;/ul&gt; &lt;p&gt;And it was option number one I found hilarious!  NEW ZEALAND!!!!   &lt;p&gt;So &lt;a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/13442226/"&gt;take the test&lt;/a&gt;, and remember you have to pass with at least 80% correct!&lt;img src="http://c.services.spaces.live.com/CollectionWebService/c.gif?cid=607073225081078907&amp;page=RSS%3a+Could+you+pass+the+U.S.+citizenship+test%3f+-+Being+an+American+-+MSNBC.com&amp;referrer=" width="1px" height="1px" border="0" alt=""&gt;&lt;img style="position:absolute" alt="" width="0px" height="0px" src="http://c.live.com/c.gif?NC=31263&amp;amp;NA=1149&amp;amp;PI=73329&amp;amp;RF=&amp;amp;DI=3919&amp;amp;PS=85545&amp;amp;TP=alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com&amp;amp;GT1=alpowellshoes"&gt;</description><comments>http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!86CC1E1BD9BC47B!786.entry#comment</comments><guid isPermaLink="true">http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!86CC1E1BD9BC47B!786.entry</guid><pubDate>Wed, 29 Nov 2006 20:01:33 GMT</pubDate><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><msn:type>blogentry</msn:type><live:type>blogentry</live:type><live:typelabel>Blog entry</live:typelabel><wfw:commentRss>http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com/blog/cns!86CC1E1BD9BC47B!786/comments/feed.rss</wfw:commentRss><wfw:comment>http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!86CC1E1BD9BC47B!786.entry#comment</wfw:comment><dcterms:modified>2006-11-29T20:01:33Z</dcterms:modified></item><item><title>I need my Daily Candy!</title><link>http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!86CC1E1BD9BC47B!784.entry</link><description>&lt;div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;For those of you who don't know about Daily Candy your missing out.  However, no more....&lt;a href="http://www.dailycandy.com/article.jsp?ArticleId=28205&amp;amp;city=1"&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;font color="#810081"&gt;Daily Candy is coming to Seattle! &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href="http://ad.doubleclick.net/click;h=v8/349c/3/0/*/a;57863286;0-0;0;10656728;933-120/600;19051051/19068946/1;u%3Drl1;~sscs%3D?http://www.dailycandy.com/seattle/index.jsp?utm_source=dailycandy&amp;amp;utm_medium=banner&amp;amp;utm_content=seattlepromo"&gt;&lt;img height=600 src="http://m1.2mdn.net/964813/Seattle-ad_cafe.gif" width=160 border=0&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://c.services.spaces.live.com/CollectionWebService/c.gif?cid=607073225081078907&amp;page=RSS%3a+I+need+my+Daily+Candy!&amp;referrer=" width="1px" height="1px" border="0" alt=""&gt;&lt;img style="position:absolute" alt="" width="0px" height="0px" src="http://c.live.com/c.gif?NC=31263&amp;amp;NA=1149&amp;amp;PI=73329&amp;amp;RF=&amp;amp;DI=3919&amp;amp;PS=85545&amp;amp;TP=alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com&amp;amp;GT1=alpowellshoes"&gt;</description><comments>http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!86CC1E1BD9BC47B!784.entry#comment</comments><guid isPermaLink="true">http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!86CC1E1BD9BC47B!784.entry</guid><pubDate>Mon, 13 Nov 2006 21:11:56 GMT</pubDate><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><msn:type>blogentry</msn:type><live:type>blogentry</live:type><live:typelabel>Blog entry</live:typelabel><wfw:commentRss>http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com/blog/cns!86CC1E1BD9BC47B!784/comments/feed.rss</wfw:commentRss><wfw:comment>http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!86CC1E1BD9BC47B!784.entry#comment</wfw:comment><dcterms:modified>2006-11-13T21:11:56Z</dcterms:modified></item><item><title>Talking about Dog Whisperer: Pink Dog (Season Premiere)</title><link>http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!86CC1E1BD9BC47B!777.entry</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:8.5pt;color:#444444;line-height:115%;font-family:'Verdana','sans-serif'"&gt; Okay, so while I love Cesar Millan, I think he's fabulous,a lot of his advice is really good.  Even to the dog owner below, he gave equally good advice.  So Why,Why, on god’s green earth, did he not mention that her dog is PINK!   SHE HAS DYED HER DOG PINK!!!!   This is not okay people, she is a dog!  She should be the color of other dogs, not the color of cotton candy.  It is not normal to dye your dog pink, if you think it is normal you may need therapy.  Just so we are clear.  It is not okay to carry your dogs in your purse.  It is not okay for your dog to have more clothes than you do.  AND IT IS NOT OKAY TO DYE YOUR DOG PINK(or any other color)!&lt;/span&gt;
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&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;a href="http://video.msn.com/?g=93e347aa-475e-47c0-9669-0676332cbd5b&amp;amp;f=06/64&amp;amp;fg=blog"&gt;Dog Whisperer: Pink Dog (Season Premiere)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href="http://video.msn.com/?g=93e347aa-475e-47c0-9669-0676332cbd5b&amp;amp;f=06/64&amp;amp;fg=blog"&gt;&lt;img hspace=10 src="http://img.video.msn.com/i/73/dw_kobe_92x69.jpg" align=left border=0&gt;&lt;/a&gt; 
&lt;p&gt;The dog may be small, but she wields alot of power over her owner. Dog Whisperer Cesar Millan helps the owner start to change that.&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;img src="http://c.services.spaces.live.com/CollectionWebService/c.gif?cid=607073225081078907&amp;page=RSS%3a+Talking+about+Dog+Whisperer%3a+Pink+Dog+(Season+Premiere)&amp;referrer=" width="1px" height="1px" border="0" alt=""&gt;&lt;img style="position:absolute" alt="" width="0px" height="0px" src="http://c.live.com/c.gif?NC=31263&amp;amp;NA=1149&amp;amp;PI=73329&amp;amp;RF=&amp;amp;DI=3919&amp;amp;PS=85545&amp;amp;TP=alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com&amp;amp;GT1=alpowellshoes"&gt;</description><comments>http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!86CC1E1BD9BC47B!777.entry#comment</comments><guid isPermaLink="true">http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!86CC1E1BD9BC47B!777.entry</guid><pubDate>Tue, 31 Oct 2006 19:02:52 GMT</pubDate><slash:comments>1</slash:comments><msn:type>blogentry</msn:type><live:type>blogentry</live:type><live:typelabel>Blog entry</live:typelabel><wfw:commentRss>http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com/blog/cns!86CC1E1BD9BC47B!777/comments/feed.rss</wfw:commentRss><wfw:comment>http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!86CC1E1BD9BC47B!777.entry#comment</wfw:comment><dcterms:modified>2006-11-01T01:21:30Z</dcterms:modified></item><item><title>Talking about Spanish models rejected for being too thin - Europe - MSNBC.com</title><link>http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!86CC1E1BD9BC47B!764.entry</link><description>&lt;p&gt;All i have to say is THANK GOD!!!! Can we only hope that Paris ad New York follow suit! 
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&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14748549?GT1=8506"&gt;Spanish models rejected for being too thin - Europe - MSNBC.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;img src="http://c.services.spaces.live.com/CollectionWebService/c.gif?cid=607073225081078907&amp;page=RSS%3a+Talking+about+Spanish+models+rejected+for+being+too+thin+-+Europe+-+MSNBC.com&amp;referrer=" width="1px" height="1px" border="0" alt=""&gt;&lt;img style="position:absolute" alt="" width="0px" height="0px" src="http://c.live.com/c.gif?NC=31263&amp;amp;NA=1149&amp;amp;PI=73329&amp;amp;RF=&amp;amp;DI=3919&amp;amp;PS=85545&amp;amp;TP=alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com&amp;amp;GT1=alpowellshoes"&gt;</description><comments>http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!86CC1E1BD9BC47B!764.entry#comment</comments><guid isPermaLink="true">http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!86CC1E1BD9BC47B!764.entry</guid><pubDate>Sun, 10 Sep 2006 04:28:13 GMT</pubDate><slash:comments>2</slash:comments><msn:type>blogentry</msn:type><live:type>blogentry</live:type><live:typelabel>Blog entry</live:typelabel><wfw:commentRss>http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com/blog/cns!86CC1E1BD9BC47B!764/comments/feed.rss</wfw:commentRss><wfw:comment>http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!86CC1E1BD9BC47B!764.entry#comment</wfw:comment><dcterms:modified>2006-09-10T04:28:13Z</dcterms:modified></item><item><title>Sex Baiting Prank on Craigslist Affects Hundreds</title><link>http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!86CC1E1BD9BC47B!763.entry</link><description>&lt;div&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:8.5pt;color:black;line-height:130%;font-family:Verdana"&gt;&lt;font size=3&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana, Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif"&gt;Okay so I probably shouldn’t be including this in my personal blog I’m very cautious about things that can come back to haunt me.&lt;span&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;However, I couldn’t resist….the stupidity of people never ceases to amaze me! &lt;span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;I found this funny (and disturbing) see my comments at the end of the article which I have included here in it’s entirety and given the original link.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/span&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:8.5pt;color:black;line-height:130%;font-family:Verdana"&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana, Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif" size=3&gt;Note: I will warn you now that the original link has some explicit content on it and you don’t need to read it to get a good idea of what was said.&lt;span&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;However, I have removed the links to the sexually explicit content so if you’re curious you will have to go to the &lt;/font&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana, Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif" color="#800080" size=3&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.waxy.org/archive/2006/09/08/sex_bait.shtml"&gt;original web page. &lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/span&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span lang=EN style="font-size:10pt;text-transform:uppercase;color:#f15a00;letter-spacing:1.15pt"&gt;&lt;font face="Times New Roman"&gt;September 08, 2006 &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span lang=EN style="font-size:10pt;color:black"&gt;&lt;font face="Times New Roman"&gt;Recently, a blogger named Simon Owens ran a social experiment on Craigslist. He wandered into the &amp;quot;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;a href="http://seattle.craigslist.org/cgi-bin/personals.cgi?category=cas&amp;amp;SAB="&gt;&lt;font face="Times New Roman"&gt;Casual Encounters&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;font face="Times New Roman"&gt;&amp;quot; section of the personal ads where countless men and women were soliticing for no-strings-attached sex and wondered, Is it really that easy? As a test, he composed several ads with different permutations of assumed identity and sexual orientation: straight/bi men/women looking for the opposite/same sex. He then posted it to New York, Chicago, and Houston, and &lt;/font&gt;&lt;a href="http://bloggasm.com/you-chances-of-getting-laid-through-craigslist-a-bloggasm-case-study"&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;font face="Times New Roman" color="#800080"&gt;tallied the results&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;font face="Times New Roman"&gt;.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Overwhelmingly and instantly, the ads from the fake women looking for male partners were inundated with responses, sometimes several per minute. All the other ads received lukewarm responses, at best. These results weren't surprising, but some of the observations were... Many of these men used their &lt;b&gt;real names&lt;/b&gt; and included personally identifiable information, including work email addresses and home phone numbers. Several admitted they were married and cheating on their spouses. Many included photos, often nude.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;His first conclusion was very reasonable: &amp;quot;If a really malicious person wanted to get on craigslist and ruin a lot of people's lives, he easily could.&amp;quot;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/span&gt;
&lt;h3&gt;&lt;span lang=EN style="font-size:10pt;color:black"&gt;&lt;font face="Times New Roman"&gt;Jason Fortuny's Craigslist Experiment&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/h3&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span lang=EN style="font-size:10pt;color:black"&gt;&lt;font face="Times New Roman"&gt;On Monday, a Seattle web developer named &lt;/font&gt;&lt;a href="http://rfjason.livejournal.com/"&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;font face="Times New Roman" color="#800080"&gt;Jason Fortuny&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;font face="Times New Roman"&gt; started his own Craigslist experiment. The goal: &amp;quot;Posing as a submissive woman looking for an aggressive dom, how many responses can we get in 24 hours?&amp;quot;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;He took the text and photo from a &lt;u&gt;sexually explicit ad&lt;/u&gt; (warning: &lt;b&gt;not safe for work&lt;/b&gt;) in another area, reposted it to Craigslist Seattle, and waited for the responses to roll in. Like Simon's experiment, the response was immediate. He wrote, &amp;quot;178 responses, with 145 photos of men in various states of undress. Responses include full e-mail addresses (both personal and business addresses), names, and in some cases IM screen names and telephone numbers.&amp;quot;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;In a staggering move, he then published &lt;b&gt;every single response&lt;/b&gt;, unedited and uncensored, with all photos and personal information to &lt;/font&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/"&gt;&lt;font face="Times New Roman"&gt;Encyclopedia Dramatica&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;font face="Times New Roman"&gt; (kinda like Wikipedia for web fads and Internet drama). &lt;u&gt;Read the responses&lt;/u&gt; (&lt;b&gt;warning&lt;/b&gt;: sexually explicit material).&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Instantly, commenters on the &lt;/font&gt;&lt;a href="http://rfjason.livejournal.com/410835.html"&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;font face="Times New Roman" color="#800080"&gt;LiveJournal thread&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;font face="Times New Roman"&gt; started identifying the men. Dissenters &lt;/font&gt;&lt;a href="http://rfjason.livejournal.com/412568.html"&gt;&lt;font face="Times New Roman"&gt;emailed&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;font face="Times New Roman"&gt; the guys to let them know they were scammed. Several of them were married, which has led to what will likely be the first of many separations. &lt;/font&gt;&lt;a href="http://rfjason.livejournal.com/410835.html?thread=7629011#t7629011"&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;font face="Times New Roman" color="#800080"&gt;One couple&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;font face="Times New Roman"&gt; in an open marriage begged that their information be removed, as their religious family and friends weren't aware of their lifestyle. Another &lt;/font&gt;&lt;a href="http://rfjason.livejournal.com/410835.html?thread=7603923#t7603923"&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;font face="Times New Roman" color="#800080"&gt;spotted&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;font face="Times New Roman"&gt; a fellow Microsoft employee, based on their e-mail address. And it's really just the beginning, since the major search engines haven't indexed these pages yet. After that, who knows? Divorces, firings, lawsuits, and the assorted hell that come from having your personal sex life listed as the first search result for your name.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Possibly the strangest thing about this sex baiting prank is that the man behind it is unabashedly open about his own identity. A &lt;/font&gt;&lt;a href="http://rfjason.com/"&gt;&lt;font face="Times New Roman"&gt;graphic artist&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;font face="Times New Roman"&gt; in Kirkland, Washington, Jason has repeatedly &lt;/font&gt;&lt;a href="http://rfjason.livejournal.com/410835.html?thread=7843795#t7843795"&gt;&lt;font face="Times New Roman"&gt;posted&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;font face="Times New Roman"&gt; his contact information, including home phone, address, and &lt;/font&gt;&lt;a href="http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewPicture&amp;amp;friendId=8859907"&gt;&lt;font face="Times New Roman"&gt;photos&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;font face="Times New Roman"&gt;. He's already received &lt;/font&gt;&lt;a href="http://rfjason.livejournal.com/412784.html"&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;font face="Times New Roman" color="#800080"&gt;one threat&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;font face="Times New Roman"&gt; of physical violence. Is he oblivious to the danger, or does he just not care? Since &lt;/font&gt;&lt;a href="http://myspace.com/rfjason"&gt;&lt;font face="Times New Roman"&gt;his stated interest&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;font face="Times New Roman"&gt; is &amp;quot;pushing people's buttons,&amp;quot; I'm guessing the latter. &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/span&gt;
&lt;h3&gt;&lt;span lang=EN style="font-size:10pt;color:black"&gt;&lt;font face="Times New Roman"&gt;Legality and Privacy&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/h3&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span lang=EN style="font-size:10pt;color:black"&gt;&lt;font face="Times New Roman"&gt;But was any law actually broken? Fortuny obviously misrepresented himself under false pretenses, which is itself possibly actionable, but the privacy implications beyond that are very interesting. Does emailing someone your personal information act as an implicit waiver of your right to privacy? I'm not a lawyer, but as far as I can tell, no.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;If taken to court, he's at risk of two primary civil claims. &amp;quot;Intentional infliction of emotional distress,&amp;quot; while notoriously hard to prove in court, is certainly easier here based on his own writings. The second, more relevant claim, is &amp;quot;public disclosure of private facts.&amp;quot; This &lt;/font&gt;&lt;a href="http://writ.corporate.findlaw.com/hilden/20050621.html"&gt;&lt;font face="Times New Roman"&gt;Findlaw article&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;font face="Times New Roman"&gt; on the Washingtonienne scandal sums it up nicely:&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/span&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span lang=EN style="font-size:10pt;color:black"&gt;&lt;font face="Times New Roman"&gt;The disclosure must be public. The facts must be private. The plaintiff must be identified. The publication must be &amp;quot;highly offensive.&amp;quot; And there must be an &amp;quot;absence of legitimate concern to the public&amp;quot; with respect to the publication.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/span&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span lang=EN style="font-size:10pt;color:black"&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font face="Times New Roman"&gt;It certainly seems like this clearly fits the criteria for a tort claim, but I'd love to hear some legal interpretation from the law bloggers out there. Does volunteering your information in a private context somehow invalidate your privacy rights? I don't think so. (For more information, see the EFF's &lt;/font&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.eff.org/bloggers/lg/faq-privacy.php"&gt;&lt;font face="Times New Roman"&gt;Bloggers' FAQ on Privacy&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;font face="Times New Roman"&gt;.) &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;I contacted &lt;/font&gt;&lt;a href="http://dashes.com/anil/"&gt;&lt;font face="Times New Roman"&gt;Anil Dash&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;font face="Times New Roman"&gt;, VP of LiveJournal's parent company Six Apart, to see how he felt about the breaking drama. He was clearly disturbed by it, but after contacting LJ's support staff, realized there wasn't much they could do. If they find abusive information, they act quickly to remove it, but in this case, all the identifiable information is on a third-party site. &amp;quot;There are always people who aren't going to be productive members of a community. We try to be consistent in honoring requests if an individual's personal info is being posted without their permission,&amp;quot; said Anil. &amp;quot;The hard part, of course, is that nobody can control every site on the web, so there's always somewhere else for a person to go if they really want to be malicious or destructive..&amp;quot;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;I haven't contacted Craigslist, but it's clear that as this story develops, it will inevitably have a profound impact on the community. A friend put it simply: &amp;quot;Adults are stupid on the Internet.&amp;quot; More likely, their expectations of privacy just haven't been fundamentally challenged yet. They send naked photos of themselves to strangers because it helps get them noticed by the women they're emailing, and it's never backfired on them. &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;On a final note, this is just getting started. Sex baiting is so simple and so effective, I thought immediately that others would be inspired to do the same thing. And yesterday morning, a commenter confirmed that the first copycat prank is &lt;/font&gt;&lt;a href="http://rfjason.livejournal.com/413727.html?thread=7818015#t7818015"&gt;&lt;font face="Times New Roman"&gt;already complete&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;font face="Times New Roman"&gt; in Craigslist Portland. &lt;/font&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/CosmicJohn_CL_Experiment"&gt;&lt;font face="Times New Roman"&gt;94 replies&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;font face="Times New Roman"&gt; so far, with 60 photos. It won't be the last. &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/span&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana, Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif" size=3&gt;Okay so my comments….&lt;/font&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span lang=EN style="font-size:10pt;color:black"&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana, Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif"&gt;&lt;font size=3&gt;Beyond the utter stupidity of even going to the “Casual Encounters” section on Craigslist. (hello….Just because AIDS isn’t making the headlines it once did is no reason to just be stupid!&lt;span&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;AIDS is still very prevalent, very real, and still killing millions of people a year.)&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/span&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span lang=EN style="font-size:10pt;color:black"&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana, Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif" size=3&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/span&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span lang=EN style="font-size:10pt;color:black"&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana, Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif"&gt;&lt;font size=3&gt;So because I have a REALLY WARPED sense of humor I actually read the responses…There are some truly sick people out there…but that’s not really the point.&lt;span&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;The point is that once again the stupidity of people truly amazes me.&lt;span&gt;    &lt;/span&gt;While most people did use their private emails (hotmail, yahoo, gmail)...almost none of them were throw away emails.&lt;span&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;They were actually anagrams based on peoples names, most people (again…stupidity) of whom included their REAL FIRST AND LAST NAME (Google anyone?)&lt;span&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Oh….but the stupidity does NOT stop there!&lt;span&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Some admitted that they were married (or in open relationships) most included their age (~29-35).&lt;span&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;And almost half of them included pictures some of their uppers, and most of their not…so…uppers.&lt;span&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/span&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span lang=EN style="font-size:10pt;color:black"&gt;&lt;font size=3&gt;T&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span lang=EN style="font-size:10pt;color:black"&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana, Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif"&gt;&lt;font size=3&gt;he true crème de la crème however, belongs to those who used their WORK email to respond to this ad.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/span&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span lang=EN style="font-size:10pt;color:black"&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana, Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif" size=3&gt; &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span lang=EN style="font-size:10pt;color:black"&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana, Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif"&gt;&lt;font size=3&gt;They included the some of the following companies:&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/span&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;&lt;span lang=EN style="font-size:10pt;color:black"&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana, Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif"&gt;&lt;font size=3&gt;US Army&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span lang=EN style="font-size:10pt;color:black"&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana, Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif"&gt;&lt;font size=3&gt;Just to name a few.&lt;span&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;(Gotta feel sorry for those guys in the military because “conduct unbecoming an officer”, not a charge to screw around with!)&lt;span&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;I’m willing to bet that the Microsoft and Philips guys don’t have jobs by Monday, they are some very strict rules regarding using your work email for personal business, and while most companies don’t fret it…trust me this will come back to haunt them.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/span&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span lang=EN style="font-size:10pt;color:black"&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana, Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif"&gt;&lt;font size=3&gt;Anyways, my two cents feel free to do with it as you will.&lt;span&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;I know there are some privacy issues going around with this is as noted in the article, but frankly if your stupid enough to be going down like this…Then you deserve to be caught.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://c.services.spaces.live.com/CollectionWebService/c.gif?cid=607073225081078907&amp;page=RSS%3a+Sex+Baiting+Prank+on+Craigslist+Affects+Hundreds&amp;referrer=" width="1px" height="1px" border="0" alt=""&gt;&lt;img style="position:absolute" alt="" width="0px" height="0px" src="http://c.live.com/c.gif?NC=31263&amp;amp;NA=1149&amp;amp;PI=73329&amp;amp;RF=&amp;amp;DI=3919&amp;amp;PS=85545&amp;amp;TP=alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com&amp;amp;GT1=alpowellshoes"&gt;</description><comments>http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!86CC1E1BD9BC47B!763.entry#comment</comments><guid isPermaLink="true">http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!86CC1E1BD9BC47B!763.entry</guid><pubDate>Sat, 09 Sep 2006 06:36:28 GMT</pubDate><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><msn:type>blogentry</msn:type><live:type>blogentry</live:type><live:typelabel>Blog entry</live:typelabel><wfw:commentRss>http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com/blog/cns!86CC1E1BD9BC47B!763/comments/feed.rss</wfw:commentRss><wfw:comment>http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!86CC1E1BD9BC47B!763.entry#comment</wfw:comment><dcterms:modified>2006-09-09T06:45:39Z</dcterms:modified></item><item><title>Vanity Fair Funnies</title><link>http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!86CC1E1BD9BC47B!758.entry</link><description>&lt;div&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;A great little tidbit I found while Reading Vanity Fair.   I thought it was kinda funny....because most of these are to true.&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;True &lt;i&gt;Lies&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;A Cache of Internet Insincerity&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;By BRUCE FEIRSTEIN&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;b&gt;PART 1&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;i&gt;(Signing On)&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/span&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I'm only going to be online for a few minutes.
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&lt;p&gt;I'm in Russia.
&lt;p&gt;I'm up for anything.
&lt;p&gt;I'm over 18.
&lt;p&gt;I swear, it's my real picture.
&lt;p&gt;I've never Googled myself.
&lt;p&gt;I never read the blogs.
&lt;p&gt;Of course it's my real name.
&lt;p&gt;LOL.
&lt;p&gt;IMHO.
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;b&gt;PART 3&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;i&gt;(Signing Off)&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/span&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I didn't mean to surprise you.
&lt;p&gt;I wasn't snooping.
&lt;p&gt;I found it by accident.
&lt;p&gt;I can explain.
&lt;p&gt;I've never visited those Web sites.
&lt;p&gt;I have no idea who that is.
&lt;p&gt;Somebody must have stolen my credit card.
&lt;p&gt;Online sex doesn't count.
&lt;p&gt;That is not my MySpace account.
&lt;p&gt;I didn't send that e-mail. 
&lt;p&gt;I don't even know how to blog.
&lt;p&gt;We can handle this like adults.
&lt;p&gt;If you send me $200,000, I can make sure this doesn't show up in Page Six.
&lt;p&gt;I'll kill myself if this shows up on the Huffington Post.
&lt;p&gt;I've been smeared by conservative wingnuts blogging in their pajamas.
&lt;p&gt;I've been persecuted by left-wing moonbats posting on the Daily Kos.
&lt;p&gt;It's not me.
&lt;p&gt;It's all a mistake.
&lt;p&gt;I'll never go near a computer again.
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;A&lt;/i&gt; Vanity Fair &lt;i&gt;contributing editor, Bruce Feirstein is the author of several books of satire, including&lt;/i&gt; Real Men Don’t Eat Quiche, Real Men Don’t Bond,&lt;i&gt; and&lt;/i&gt; Nice Guys Sleep Alone: Dating in the Difficult Eighties.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://c.services.spaces.live.com/CollectionWebService/c.gif?cid=607073225081078907&amp;page=RSS%3a+Vanity+Fair+Funnies&amp;referrer=" width="1px" height="1px" border="0" alt=""&gt;&lt;img style="position:absolute" alt="" width="0px" height="0px" src="http://c.live.com/c.gif?NC=31263&amp;amp;NA=1149&amp;amp;PI=73329&amp;amp;RF=&amp;amp;DI=3919&amp;amp;PS=85545&amp;amp;TP=alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com&amp;amp;GT1=alpowellshoes"&gt;</description><comments>http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!86CC1E1BD9BC47B!758.entry#comment</comments><guid isPermaLink="true">http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!86CC1E1BD9BC47B!758.entry</guid><pubDate>Tue, 05 Sep 2006 23:32:08 GMT</pubDate><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><msn:type>blogentry</msn:type><live:type>blogentry</live:type><live:typelabel>Blog entry</live:typelabel><wfw:commentRss>http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com/blog/cns!86CC1E1BD9BC47B!758/comments/feed.rss</wfw:commentRss><wfw:comment>http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!86CC1E1BD9BC47B!758.entry#comment</wfw:comment><dcterms:modified>2006-09-05T23:32:08Z</dcterms:modified></item><item><title>Talking about Peugeot: Sculptor</title><link>http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!86CC1E1BD9BC47B!728.entry</link><description>&lt;p&gt; I just love this commercial!  I first saw it on my friends Pooja's space!   She's an awsome Product Manager and International Marketing Manager I used to work with!  I don't get to catch up with her as much as I would like, but that's totally my fault!  I've been crazy busy as of late.  If your reading this Pooja, I'm sorry!
&lt;p&gt;~Andrea
&lt;p&gt;Quote 
&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.ifilm.com/player/?ifilmId=2674473&amp;amp;pg=default&amp;amp;skin=default&amp;amp;refsite=7347&amp;amp;mediaSize=default&amp;amp;context=product&amp;amp;launchVal=1&amp;amp;data=null"&gt;Peugeot: Sculptor&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;There are many ways to obtain the car of your dreams, it all depends on how imaginative and determined you are!&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.ifilm.com/player/?ifilmId=2674473&amp;amp;pg=default&amp;amp;skin=default&amp;amp;refsite=7347&amp;amp;mediaSize=default&amp;amp;context=product&amp;amp;launchVal=1&amp;amp;data=null"&gt;&lt;img src="http://dyn.ifilm.com/image/stills/films/resize/istd/2674473.jpg" border=0&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Courtesy of &lt;a href="http://www.ifilm.com/"&gt;IFILM&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;img src="http://c.services.spaces.live.com/CollectionWebService/c.gif?cid=607073225081078907&amp;page=RSS%3a+Talking+about+Peugeot%3a+Sculptor&amp;referrer=" width="1px" height="1px" border="0" alt=""&gt;&lt;img style="position:absolute" alt="" width="0px" height="0px" src="http://c.live.com/c.gif?NC=31263&amp;amp;NA=1149&amp;amp;PI=73329&amp;amp;RF=&amp;amp;DI=3919&amp;amp;PS=85545&amp;amp;TP=alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com&amp;amp;GT1=alpowellshoes"&gt;</description><comments>http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!86CC1E1BD9BC47B!728.entry#comment</comments><guid isPermaLink="true">http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!86CC1E1BD9BC47B!728.entry</guid><pubDate>Sun, 13 Aug 2006 04:45:30 GMT</pubDate><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><msn:type>blogentry</msn:type><live:type>blogentry</live:type><live:typelabel>Blog entry</live:typelabel><wfw:commentRss>http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com/blog/cns!86CC1E1BD9BC47B!728/comments/feed.rss</wfw:commentRss><wfw:comment>http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!86CC1E1BD9BC47B!728.entry#comment</wfw:comment><dcterms:modified>2006-08-13T04:45:30Z</dcterms:modified></item><item><title>Talking about Paris Hilton: Stars Are Blind</title><link>http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!86CC1E1BD9BC47B!704.entry</link><description>&lt;p&gt;It’s no big secret that I absolutely LOATH Paris Hilton.   
&lt;p&gt;However, as of today I have two more reasons.
&lt;p&gt;A recent quote by the ILLUSTRIOUS heiress, &amp;quot;... There's nobody in the world like me,&amp;quot; Paris trumpets to the London Times. &amp;quot;I think every decade has an iconic blonde -- like Marilyn Monroe or Princess Diana -- and right now, I'm that icon.&amp;quot;  
&lt;p&gt;I guess you can’t fault her for having confidence, but for comparing herself to Marilyn or Princess Di…..that I can fault her for.  Don’t be surprised if the whole of Britain bans her for that comment (one can only hope.)  However, in the meanwhile I will just hope that her words tempt fate.
&lt;p&gt;I can take comfort in the fact that apparently money can’t buy you everything.  As is evident from this JOKE of a music video.  It can’t buy talent, a voice, or even enough voice lesions to pass off as amateurish…..
&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.ifilm.com/player/?ifilmId=2733463&amp;amp;pg=default&amp;amp;skin=default&amp;amp;refsite=7347&amp;amp;mediaSize=default&amp;amp;context=product&amp;amp;launchVal=1&amp;amp;data=null"&gt;Paris Hilton: Stars Are Blind&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;The scantily clad hotel heiress takes a stab at pop stardom with some sexy bubble gum reggae.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.ifilm.com/player/?ifilmId=2733463&amp;amp;pg=default&amp;amp;skin=default&amp;amp;refsite=7347&amp;amp;mediaSize=default&amp;amp;context=product&amp;amp;launchVal=1&amp;amp;data=null"&gt;&lt;img src="http://dyn.ifilm.com/image/stills/films/resize/istd/2733463.jpg" border=0&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Courtesy of &lt;a href="http://www.ifilm.com/"&gt;IFILM&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;img src="http://c.services.spaces.live.com/CollectionWebService/c.gif?cid=607073225081078907&amp;page=RSS%3a+Talking+about+Paris+Hilton%3a+Stars+Are+Blind&amp;referrer=" width="1px" height="1px" border="0" alt=""&gt;&lt;img style="position:absolute" alt="" width="0px" height="0px" src="http://c.live.com/c.gif?NC=31263&amp;amp;NA=1149&amp;amp;PI=73329&amp;amp;RF=&amp;amp;DI=3919&amp;amp;PS=85545&amp;amp;TP=alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com&amp;amp;GT1=alpowellshoes"&gt;</description><comments>http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!86CC1E1BD9BC47B!704.entry#comment</comments><guid isPermaLink="true">http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!86CC1E1BD9BC47B!704.entry</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Jul 2006 02:52:56 GMT</pubDate><slash:comments>2</slash:comments><msn:type>blogentry</msn:type><live:type>blogentry</live:type><live:typelabel>Blog entry</live:typelabel><wfw:commentRss>http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com/blog/cns!86CC1E1BD9BC47B!704/comments/feed.rss</wfw:commentRss><wfw:comment>http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!86CC1E1BD9BC47B!704.entry#comment</wfw:comment><dcterms:modified>2006-07-19T02:52:56Z</dcterms:modified></item><item><title>ITALY WINS THE WORLD CUP!!!!</title><link>http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!86CC1E1BD9BC47B!693.entry</link><description>&lt;div&gt;WINNERS OF THE 2006 WORLD CUP!!!!!  GO ITALY!  I just love the fact the italians won the world cup. Although, my many French friends may not be talking to me after they read this....GREAT MATCH....For all of you who didn't watch....you sincerely missed out!  Some pictues for you....&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href="http://msn.foxsports.com/soccer/pgStory?contentId=5770592&amp;amp;pageNumber=45"&gt;http://msn.foxsports.com/soccer/pgStory?contentId=5770592&amp;amp;pageNumber=45&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;In honor of the italians....&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;
&lt;h2 align=center&gt;&lt;a&gt;&lt;font color="#000000"&gt;I AM ITALIAN!&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;
&lt;p align=center&gt; 
Ciao...&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;I'm not a construction worker, a bricklayer or a school janitor.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;I don't live in a basement.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;I don't eat pasta every night.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;And I don't drive a Camaro.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;And I don't know Tony, Rocco or Gino from Woodbridge,&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Although I'm certain they're very, very hairy people.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;I drink wine...not beer.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;I don't use utensils for pizza.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;I believe in open bars at weddings, not cash.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;And I pronounce it ESPRESSO, not EX-PRESSO.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;I can proudly fly my country's flag out of my car during the world cup.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Gelato IS ice cream, Biscotti ARE cookies and Pavarotti IS the best of the three tenors,&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;And it IS pronounced Broo-SKetta, not Broo-SHetta, Broo-SKETTA!!!&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Italy is the ONLY country shaped like footwear,&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;font size=4&gt;&lt;font color="#ff0000"&gt;The FIRST nation of soccer,&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br&gt;And the BEST part of Europe!!&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;My name is Giuseppe!!! AND I AM ITALIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://c.services.spaces.live.com/CollectionWebService/c.gif?cid=607073225081078907&amp;page=RSS%3a+ITALY+WINS+THE+WORLD+CUP!!!!&amp;referrer=" width="1px" height="1px" border="0" alt=""&gt;&lt;img style="position:absolute" alt="" width="0px" height="0px" src="http://c.live.com/c.gif?NC=31263&amp;amp;NA=1149&amp;amp;PI=73329&amp;amp;RF=&amp;amp;DI=3919&amp;amp;PS=85545&amp;amp;TP=alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com&amp;amp;GT1=alpowellshoes"&gt;</description><comments>http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!86CC1E1BD9BC47B!693.entry#comment</comments><guid isPermaLink="true">http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!86CC1E1BD9BC47B!693.entry</guid><pubDate>Mon, 10 Jul 2006 04:57:24 GMT</pubDate><slash:comments>1</slash:comments><msn:type>blogentry</msn:type><live:type>blogentry</live:type><live:typelabel>Blog entry</live:typelabel><wfw:commentRss>http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com/blog/cns!86CC1E1BD9BC47B!693/comments/feed.rss</wfw:commentRss><wfw:comment>http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!86CC1E1BD9BC47B!693.entry#comment</wfw:comment><dcterms:modified>2006-07-10T04:57:24Z</dcterms:modified></item><item><title>Photo Album: Random Photos</title><link>http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com/photos/cns!86CC1E1BD9BC47B!133/</link><description>&lt;p&gt;Random Photos&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;table cellspacing="0" border="0"&gt;&lt;tr height="8"&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign="top"&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com&amp;#47;photos&amp;#47;cns&amp;#33;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;133&amp;#47;cns&amp;#33;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;148"&gt;&lt;img src="http://storage.live.com&amp;#47;items&amp;#47;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;148&amp;#58;thumbnail" border="0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Andrea and Rebecca&amp;#39;s Hat&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td width="15"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign="top"&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com&amp;#47;photos&amp;#47;cns&amp;#33;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;133&amp;#47;cns&amp;#33;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;134"&gt;&lt;img src="http://storage.live.com&amp;#47;items&amp;#47;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;134&amp;#58;thumbnail" border="0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Apple Tara Heidi Andrea&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td width="15"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign="top"&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com&amp;#47;photos&amp;#47;cns&amp;#33;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;133&amp;#47;cns&amp;#33;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;153"&gt;&lt;img src="http://storage.live.com&amp;#47;items&amp;#47;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;153&amp;#58;thumbnail" border="0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Ali and Andrea&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td width="15"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign="top"&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com&amp;#47;photos&amp;#47;cns&amp;#33;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;133&amp;#47;cns&amp;#33;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;138"&gt;&lt;img src="http://storage.live.com&amp;#47;items&amp;#47;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;138&amp;#58;thumbnail" border="0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Seattle Alki Low Tide View&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign="top"&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com&amp;#47;photos&amp;#47;cns&amp;#33;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;133&amp;#47;cns&amp;#33;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;135"&gt;&lt;img src="http://storage.live.com&amp;#47;items&amp;#47;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;135&amp;#58;thumbnail" border="0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Heidi and Andrea&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td width="15"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign="top"&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com&amp;#47;photos&amp;#47;cns&amp;#33;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;133&amp;#47;cns&amp;#33;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;144"&gt;&lt;img src="http://storage.live.com&amp;#47;items&amp;#47;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;144&amp;#58;thumbnail" border="0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Indipendent Film Winter 04&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td width="15"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign="top"&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com&amp;#47;photos&amp;#47;cns&amp;#33;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;133&amp;#47;cns&amp;#33;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;140"&gt;&lt;img src="http://storage.live.com&amp;#47;items&amp;#47;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;140&amp;#58;thumbnail" border="0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Space Needle&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td width="15"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign="top"&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com&amp;#47;photos&amp;#47;cns&amp;#33;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;133&amp;#47;cns&amp;#33;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;146"&gt;&lt;img src="http://storage.live.com&amp;#47;items&amp;#47;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;146&amp;#58;thumbnail" border="0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Ron Heidi Lily Wine Tasting&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign="top"&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com&amp;#47;photos&amp;#47;cns&amp;#33;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;133&amp;#47;cns&amp;#33;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;139"&gt;&lt;img src="http://storage.live.com&amp;#47;items&amp;#47;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;139&amp;#58;thumbnail" border="0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Seattle view from West Seattle&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td width="15"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign="top"&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com&amp;#47;photos&amp;#47;cns&amp;#33;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;133&amp;#47;cns&amp;#33;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;147"&gt;&lt;img src="http://storage.live.com&amp;#47;items&amp;#47;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;147&amp;#58;thumbnail" border="0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Eartha Kitt&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td width="15"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;a href="http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com&amp;#47;photos&amp;#47;cns&amp;#33;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;133&amp;#47;"&gt;More Photos...&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://c.services.spaces.live.com/CollectionWebService/c.gif?cid=607073225081078907&amp;page=RSS%3a+Photo+Album%3a+Random+Photos&amp;referrer=" width="1px" height="1px" border="0" alt=""&gt;&lt;img style="position:absolute" alt="" width="0px" height="0px" src="http://c.live.com/c.gif?NC=31263&amp;amp;NA=1149&amp;amp;PI=73329&amp;amp;RF=&amp;amp;DI=3919&amp;amp;PS=85545&amp;amp;TP=alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com&amp;amp;GT1=alpowellshoes"&gt;</description><guid isPermaLink="false">cns!86CC1E1BD9BC47B!133</guid><pubDate>Mon, 28 Apr 2008 21:43:56 GMT</pubDate><msn:type>photoalbum</msn:type><live:type>photoalbum</live:type><live:typelabel>Photo album</live:typelabel><cf:itemRSS>http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com/photos/cns!86CC1E1BD9BC47B!133/feed.rss</cf:itemRSS><dcterms:modified>2008-04-28T21:43:56Z</dcterms:modified></item><item><title>Photo Album: Holiday Wine and Baby Shower Event 12.2006</title><link>http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com/photos/cns!86CC1E1BD9BC47B!798/</link><description>&lt;p&gt;Holiday Wine and Baby Shower Event 12.2006&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;table cellspacing="0" border="0"&gt;&lt;tr height="8"&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign="top"&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com&amp;#47;photos&amp;#47;cns&amp;#33;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;798&amp;#47;cns&amp;#33;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;830"&gt;&lt;img src="http://storage.live.com&amp;#47;items&amp;#47;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;830&amp;#58;thumbnail" border="0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;The Holiday begins with Wine&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td width="15"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign="top"&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com&amp;#47;photos&amp;#47;cns&amp;#33;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;798&amp;#47;cns&amp;#33;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;803"&gt;&lt;img src="http://storage.live.com&amp;#47;items&amp;#47;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;803&amp;#58;thumbnail" border="0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Catching up with old friends&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td width="15"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign="top"&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com&amp;#47;photos&amp;#47;cns&amp;#33;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;798&amp;#47;cns&amp;#33;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;811"&gt;&lt;img src="http://storage.live.com&amp;#47;items&amp;#47;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;811&amp;#58;thumbnail" border="0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Meeting new ones&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td width="15"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign="top"&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com&amp;#47;photos&amp;#47;cns&amp;#33;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;798&amp;#47;cns&amp;#33;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;801"&gt;&lt;img src="http://storage.live.com&amp;#47;items&amp;#47;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;801&amp;#58;thumbnail" border="0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Baby Gifts&amp;#33;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign="top"&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com&amp;#47;photos&amp;#47;cns&amp;#33;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;798&amp;#47;cns&amp;#33;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;822"&gt;&lt;img src="http://storage.live.com&amp;#47;items&amp;#47;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;822&amp;#58;thumbnail" border="0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;every mother needs a Bjorn&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td width="15"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign="top"&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com&amp;#47;photos&amp;#47;cns&amp;#33;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;798&amp;#47;cns&amp;#33;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;815"&gt;&lt;img src="http://storage.live.com&amp;#47;items&amp;#47;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;815&amp;#58;thumbnail" border="0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;All Smiles&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td width="15"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign="top"&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com&amp;#47;photos&amp;#47;cns&amp;#33;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;798&amp;#47;cns&amp;#33;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;821"&gt;&lt;img src="http://storage.live.com&amp;#47;items&amp;#47;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;821&amp;#58;thumbnail" border="0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;CUTE little boots&amp;#33;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td width="15"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign="top"&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com&amp;#47;photos&amp;#47;cns&amp;#33;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;798&amp;#47;cns&amp;#33;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;807"&gt;&lt;img src="http://storage.live.com&amp;#47;items&amp;#47;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;807&amp;#58;thumbnail" border="0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Good advise&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign="top"&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com&amp;#47;photos&amp;#47;cns&amp;#33;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;798&amp;#47;cns&amp;#33;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;802"&gt;&lt;img src="http://storage.live.com&amp;#47;items&amp;#47;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;802&amp;#58;thumbnail" border="0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Baby Jogging suit...and one...and two&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td width="15"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign="top"&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com&amp;#47;photos&amp;#47;cns&amp;#33;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;798&amp;#47;cns&amp;#33;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;825"&gt;&lt;img src="http://storage.live.com&amp;#47;items&amp;#47;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;825&amp;#58;thumbnail" border="0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Just enjoying the party&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td width="15"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;a href="http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com&amp;#47;photos&amp;#47;cns&amp;#33;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;798&amp;#47;"&gt;More Photos...&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://c.services.spaces.live.com/CollectionWebService/c.gif?cid=607073225081078907&amp;page=RSS%3a+Photo+Album%3a+Holiday+Wine+and+Baby+Shower+Event+12.2006&amp;referrer=" width="1px" height="1px" border="0" alt=""&gt;&lt;img style="position:absolute" alt="" width="0px" height="0px" src="http://c.live.com/c.gif?NC=31263&amp;amp;NA=1149&amp;amp;PI=73329&amp;amp;RF=&amp;amp;DI=3919&amp;amp;PS=85545&amp;amp;TP=alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com&amp;amp;GT1=alpowellshoes"&gt;</description><guid isPermaLink="false">cns!86CC1E1BD9BC47B!798</guid><pubDate>Fri, 27 Jul 2007 03:25:41 GMT</pubDate><msn:type>photoalbum</msn:type><live:type>photoalbum</live:type><live:typelabel>Photo album</live:typelabel><cf:itemRSS>http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com/photos/cns!86CC1E1BD9BC47B!798/feed.rss</cf:itemRSS><dcterms:modified>2007-07-27T03:25:41Z</dcterms:modified></item><item><title>Photo Album: Blog Images</title><link>http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com/photos/cns!86CC1E1BD9BC47B!834/</link><description>&lt;p&gt;Blog Images&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;table cellspacing="0" border="0"&gt;&lt;tr height="8"&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign="top"&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com&amp;#47;photos&amp;#47;cns&amp;#33;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;834&amp;#47;cns&amp;#33;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;835"&gt;&lt;img src="http://storage.live.com&amp;#47;items&amp;#47;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;835&amp;#58;thumbnail" border="0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td width="15"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign="top"&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com&amp;#47;photos&amp;#47;cns&amp;#33;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;834&amp;#47;cns&amp;#33;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;836"&gt;&lt;img src="http://storage.live.com&amp;#47;items&amp;#47;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;836&amp;#58;thumbnail" border="0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td width="15"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign="top"&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com&amp;#47;photos&amp;#47;cns&amp;#33;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;834&amp;#47;cns&amp;#33;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;838"&gt;&lt;img src="http://storage.live.com&amp;#47;items&amp;#47;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;838&amp;#58;thumbnail" border="0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td width="15"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign="top"&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com&amp;#47;photos&amp;#47;cns&amp;#33;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;834&amp;#47;cns&amp;#33;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;839"&gt;&lt;img src="http://storage.live.com&amp;#47;items&amp;#47;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;839&amp;#58;thumbnail" border="0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://c.services.spaces.live.com/CollectionWebService/c.gif?cid=607073225081078907&amp;page=RSS%3a+Photo+Album%3a+Blog+Images&amp;referrer=" width="1px" height="1px" border="0" alt=""&gt;&lt;img style="position:absolute" alt="" width="0px" height="0px" src="http://c.live.com/c.gif?NC=31263&amp;amp;NA=1149&amp;amp;PI=73329&amp;amp;RF=&amp;amp;DI=3919&amp;amp;PS=85545&amp;amp;TP=alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com&amp;amp;GT1=alpowellshoes"&gt;</description><guid isPermaLink="false">cns!86CC1E1BD9BC47B!834</guid><pubDate>Sun, 24 Dec 2006 07:11:05 GMT</pubDate><msn:type>photoalbum</msn:type><live:type>photoalbum</live:type><live:typelabel>Photo album</live:typelabel><cf:itemRSS>http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com/photos/cns!86CC1E1BD9BC47B!834/feed.rss</cf:itemRSS><dcterms:modified>2006-12-24T07:11:05Z</dcterms:modified></item><item><title>Photo Album: Christmas 2006</title><link>http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com/photos/cns!86CC1E1BD9BC47B!791/</link><description>&lt;p&gt;Christmas 2006&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;table cellspacing="0" border="0"&gt;&lt;tr height="8"&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign="top"&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com&amp;#47;photos&amp;#47;cns&amp;#33;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;791&amp;#47;cns&amp;#33;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;792"&gt;&lt;img src="http://storage.live.com&amp;#47;items&amp;#47;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;792&amp;#58;thumbnail" border="0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Picture or Video 009&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td width="15"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign="top"&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com&amp;#47;photos&amp;#47;cns&amp;#33;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;791&amp;#47;cns&amp;#33;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;793"&gt;&lt;img src="http://storage.live.com&amp;#47;items&amp;#47;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;793&amp;#58;thumbnail" border="0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Picture or Video 016&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td width="15"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign="top"&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com&amp;#47;photos&amp;#47;cns&amp;#33;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;791&amp;#47;cns&amp;#33;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;794"&gt;&lt;img src="http://storage.live.com&amp;#47;items&amp;#47;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;794&amp;#58;thumbnail" border="0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Picture or Video 021&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td width="15"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign="top"&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com&amp;#47;photos&amp;#47;cns&amp;#33;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;791&amp;#47;cns&amp;#33;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;795"&gt;&lt;img src="http://storage.live.com&amp;#47;items&amp;#47;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;795&amp;#58;thumbnail" border="0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Picture or Video 022&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign="top"&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com&amp;#47;photos&amp;#47;cns&amp;#33;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;791&amp;#47;cns&amp;#33;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;796"&gt;&lt;img src="http://storage.live.com&amp;#47;items&amp;#47;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;796&amp;#58;thumbnail" border="0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Picture or Video 026&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td width="15"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign="top"&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com&amp;#47;photos&amp;#47;cns&amp;#33;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;791&amp;#47;cns&amp;#33;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;797"&gt;&lt;img src="http://storage.live.com&amp;#47;items&amp;#47;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;797&amp;#58;thumbnail" border="0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Picture or Video 030&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td width="15"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://c.services.spaces.live.com/CollectionWebService/c.gif?cid=607073225081078907&amp;page=RSS%3a+Photo+Album%3a+Christmas+2006&amp;referrer=" width="1px" height="1px" border="0" alt=""&gt;&lt;img style="position:absolute" alt="" width="0px" height="0px" src="http://c.live.com/c.gif?NC=31263&amp;amp;NA=1149&amp;amp;PI=73329&amp;amp;RF=&amp;amp;DI=3919&amp;amp;PS=85545&amp;amp;TP=alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com&amp;amp;GT1=alpowellshoes"&gt;</description><guid isPermaLink="false">cns!86CC1E1BD9BC47B!791</guid><pubDate>Thu, 21 Dec 2006 20:51:19 GMT</pubDate><msn:type>photoalbum</msn:type><live:type>photoalbum</live:type><live:typelabel>Photo album</live:typelabel><cf:itemRSS>http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com/photos/cns!86CC1E1BD9BC47B!791/feed.rss</cf:itemRSS><dcterms:modified>2006-12-21T20:51:19Z</dcterms:modified></item><item><title>Photo Album: Misc Art I like</title><link>http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com/photos/cns!86CC1E1BD9BC47B!650/</link><description>&lt;p&gt;Misc Art I like&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;table cellspacing="0" border="0"&gt;&lt;tr height="8"&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign="top"&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com&amp;#47;photos&amp;#47;cns&amp;#33;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;650&amp;#47;cns&amp;#33;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;651"&gt;&lt;img src="http://storage.live.com&amp;#47;items&amp;#47;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;651&amp;#58;thumbnail" border="0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;How Stick People became extinct by Todd Goldman&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td width="15"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign="top"&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com&amp;#47;photos&amp;#47;cns&amp;#33;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;650&amp;#47;cns&amp;#33;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;652"&gt;&lt;img src="http://storage.live.com&amp;#47;items&amp;#47;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;652&amp;#58;thumbnail" border="0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;It&amp;#39;s All about me by Todd Goldman&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td width="15"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign="top"&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com&amp;#47;photos&amp;#47;cns&amp;#33;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;650&amp;#47;cns&amp;#33;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;653"&gt;&lt;img src="http://storage.live.com&amp;#47;items&amp;#47;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;653&amp;#58;thumbnail" border="0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Spandex Is A Priviledge by Todd Goldman&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td width="15"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign="top"&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com&amp;#47;photos&amp;#47;cns&amp;#33;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;650&amp;#47;cns&amp;#33;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;654"&gt;&lt;img src="http://storage.live.com&amp;#47;items&amp;#47;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;654&amp;#58;thumbnail" border="0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;You say I&amp;#39;m a Bitch by Todd Goldman&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://c.services.spaces.live.com/CollectionWebService/c.gif?cid=607073225081078907&amp;page=RSS%3a+Photo+Album%3a+Misc+Art+I+like&amp;referrer=" width="1px" height="1px" border="0" alt=""&gt;&lt;img style="position:absolute" alt="" width="0px" height="0px" src="http://c.live.com/c.gif?NC=31263&amp;amp;NA=1149&amp;amp;PI=73329&amp;amp;RF=&amp;amp;DI=3919&amp;amp;PS=85545&amp;amp;TP=alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com&amp;amp;GT1=alpowellshoes"&gt;</description><guid isPermaLink="false">cns!86CC1E1BD9BC47B!650</guid><pubDate>Fri, 19 May 2006 04:01:48 GMT</pubDate><msn:type>photoalbum</msn:type><live:type>photoalbum</live:type><live:typelabel>Photo album</live:typelabel><cf:itemRSS>http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com/photos/cns!86CC1E1BD9BC47B!650/feed.rss</cf:itemRSS><dcterms:modified>2006-05-19T04:01:48Z</dcterms:modified></item><item><title>Photo Album: My Jamaican Vacation</title><link>http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com/photos/cns!86CC1E1BD9BC47B!567/</link><description>&lt;p&gt;My Jamaican Vacation&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;table cellspacing="0" border="0"&gt;&lt;tr height="8"&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign="top"&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com&amp;#47;photos&amp;#47;cns&amp;#33;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;567&amp;#47;cns&amp;#33;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;587"&gt;&lt;img src="http://storage.live.com&amp;#47;items&amp;#47;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;587&amp;#58;thumbnail" border="0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;This was the view from the hotel room&amp;#33;  WOW&amp;#33;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td width="15"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign="top"&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com&amp;#47;photos&amp;#47;cns&amp;#33;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;567&amp;#47;cns&amp;#33;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;571"&gt;&lt;img src="http://storage.live.com&amp;#47;items&amp;#47;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;571&amp;#58;thumbnail" border="0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;This is the life&amp;#33;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td width="15"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign="top"&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com&amp;#47;photos&amp;#47;cns&amp;#33;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;567&amp;#47;cns&amp;#33;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;575"&gt;&lt;img src="http://storage.live.com&amp;#47;items&amp;#47;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;575&amp;#58;thumbnail" border="0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Cover from the Sun&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td width="15"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign="top"&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com&amp;#47;photos&amp;#47;cns&amp;#33;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;567&amp;#47;cns&amp;#33;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;573"&gt;&lt;img src="http://storage.live.com&amp;#47;items&amp;#47;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;573&amp;#58;thumbnail" border="0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Beach Side&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign="top"&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com&amp;#47;photos&amp;#47;cns&amp;#33;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;567&amp;#47;cns&amp;#33;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;577"&gt;&lt;img src="http://storage.live.com&amp;#47;items&amp;#47;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;577&amp;#58;thumbnail" border="0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Our Sand Crab, came to see us everyday&amp;#33;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td width="15"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign="top"&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com&amp;#47;photos&amp;#47;cns&amp;#33;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;567&amp;#47;cns&amp;#33;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;579"&gt;&lt;img src="http://storage.live.com&amp;#47;items&amp;#47;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;579&amp;#58;thumbnail" border="0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Just one of the many views...&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td width="15"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign="top"&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com&amp;#47;photos&amp;#47;cns&amp;#33;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;567&amp;#47;cns&amp;#33;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;581"&gt;&lt;img src="http://storage.live.com&amp;#47;items&amp;#47;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;581&amp;#58;thumbnail" border="0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;and another.....&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td width="15"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign="top"&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com&amp;#47;photos&amp;#47;cns&amp;#33;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;567&amp;#47;cns&amp;#33;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;583"&gt;&lt;img src="http://storage.live.com&amp;#47;items&amp;#47;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;583&amp;#58;thumbnail" border="0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;and yet another.....&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign="top"&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com&amp;#47;photos&amp;#47;cns&amp;#33;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;567&amp;#47;cns&amp;#33;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;585"&gt;&lt;img src="http://storage.live.com&amp;#47;items&amp;#47;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;585&amp;#58;thumbnail" border="0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Part, of the hotel&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td width="15"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign="top"&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com&amp;#47;photos&amp;#47;cns&amp;#33;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;567&amp;#47;cns&amp;#33;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;568"&gt;&lt;img src="http://storage.live.com&amp;#47;items&amp;#47;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;568&amp;#58;thumbnail" border="0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Goodbye &amp;#58;&amp;#40;  Back Stateside....&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td width="15"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://c.services.spaces.live.com/CollectionWebService/c.gif?cid=607073225081078907&amp;page=RSS%3a+Photo+Album%3a+My+Jamaican+Vacation&amp;referrer=" width="1px" height="1px" border="0" alt=""&gt;&lt;img style="position:absolute" alt="" width="0px" height="0px" src="http://c.live.com/c.gif?NC=31263&amp;amp;NA=1149&amp;amp;PI=73329&amp;amp;RF=&amp;amp;DI=3919&amp;amp;PS=85545&amp;amp;TP=alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com&amp;amp;GT1=alpowellshoes"&gt;</description><guid isPermaLink="false">cns!86CC1E1BD9BC47B!567</guid><pubDate>Tue, 25 Apr 2006 05:14:30 GMT</pubDate><msn:type>photoalbum</msn:type><live:type>photoalbum</live:type><live:typelabel>Photo 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href="http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com&amp;#47;photos&amp;#47;cns&amp;#33;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;244&amp;#47;cns&amp;#33;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;246"&gt;&lt;img src="http://storage.live.com&amp;#47;items&amp;#47;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;246&amp;#58;thumbnail" border="0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Euro 11&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td width="15"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign="top"&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com&amp;#47;photos&amp;#47;cns&amp;#33;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;244&amp;#47;cns&amp;#33;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;249"&gt;&lt;img src="http://storage.live.com&amp;#47;items&amp;#47;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;249&amp;#58;thumbnail" border="0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Euro 14&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td width="15"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign="top"&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com&amp;#47;photos&amp;#47;cns&amp;#33;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;244&amp;#47;cns&amp;#33;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;250"&gt;&lt;img src="http://storage.live.com&amp;#47;items&amp;#47;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;250&amp;#58;thumbnail" border="0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Euro 15&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign="top"&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com&amp;#47;photos&amp;#47;cns&amp;#33;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;244&amp;#47;cns&amp;#33;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;254"&gt;&lt;img src="http://storage.live.com&amp;#47;items&amp;#47;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;254&amp;#58;thumbnail" border="0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Euro 19&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td width="15"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign="top"&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com&amp;#47;photos&amp;#47;cns&amp;#33;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;244&amp;#47;cns&amp;#33;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;257"&gt;&lt;img src="http://storage.live.com&amp;#47;items&amp;#47;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;257&amp;#58;thumbnail" border="0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Euro 22&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td width="15"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign="top"&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com&amp;#47;photos&amp;#47;cns&amp;#33;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;244&amp;#47;cns&amp;#33;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;258"&gt;&lt;img src="http://storage.live.com&amp;#47;items&amp;#47;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;258&amp;#58;thumbnail" border="0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Euro 23&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td width="15"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign="top"&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com&amp;#47;photos&amp;#47;cns&amp;#33;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;244&amp;#47;cns&amp;#33;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;259"&gt;&lt;img src="http://storage.live.com&amp;#47;items&amp;#47;86CC1E1BD9BC47B&amp;#33;259&amp;#58;thumbnail" border="0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Euro 24&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign="top"&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a 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Remember</title><link>http://alpowellshoes.spaces.live.com/Lists/cns!86CC1E1BD9BC47B!106</link><description>&lt;p&gt;Quotes to Remember&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;p&gt;Well behaved women rarely make history.&lt;p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Laurel Thacher Ulrich&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;p&gt;Manolo Blahn&amp;#237;k&amp;#39;s shoes are as good as sex...and they last longer.&lt;p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Madonna&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;p&gt;I support the four basic food groups&amp;#58; Cabernet, Chardonnay, Merlot, &amp;#38; Champagne.&lt;p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Unknown&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;p&gt;Some people are like Slinkies. They&amp;#39;re really good for nothing,&lt;p&gt;&lt;p&gt;but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;p&gt;The challenge before you is not to become something, but to become someone.&lt;p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Unknown&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;p&gt;The difference between truth and fiction&amp;#58; fiction has to make sense&lt;p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Mark Twain&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;p&gt;Honesty in marriage is vastly over-rated.&lt;p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Miss Manners&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;#34;The opposite of love is not hate, it&amp;#39;s indifference&amp;#34;&lt;p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Elie Wiesel - Nobel Prize for Peace in 1986&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;#34;Red shoes can take you places you want to go.  Just look at what they did for Dorothy.&amp;#34;&lt;p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;#126; Anonymous&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;#34;Your dress should be tight enough to show your&amp;#39;re a woman and loose enough to show you&amp;#39;re a lady.&amp;#34;&lt;p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Edith Head&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;p&gt;When you&amp;#39;re frantic from overwork, return to the for elements.Not fire, water, earth and air&lt;p&gt;&lt;p&gt;-- i&amp;#39;m talking margaritas, mangos, Naps and necking.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;p&gt;How does the old saying go&amp;#63; When opportunity knocks -- answer the freakin&amp;#39; door.&lt;p&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;p&gt;Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather ...&lt;p&gt;&lt;p&gt;to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, andloudly proclaiming ... &amp;#34;WOW - What a Ride&amp;#33;&amp;#34;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;p&gt;When people show you who they are.  Believe them....the fist time.&lt;p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Maya Angelou&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;p&gt;I like my money right where I can see it...hanging in my closet.&lt;p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Carrie Bradshaw - Sex and the City&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;p&gt;So What&amp;#63;  Now What&amp;#63;&lt;p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Unknown&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;#34;No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.&amp;#34;&lt;p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Eleanor Roosevelt&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;p&gt;Great women compaire themselves with no one and never, never, ever follow the rules.&lt;p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Unknown&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;p&gt;The only thing I&amp;#39;ve ever successfully made in the kitchen is a mess, and several small fires.&lt;p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Carrie Bradshaw - Sex and the City&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;p&gt;Chocolate Is Cheaper Than Therapy and You Don&amp;#39;t Need an Appointment.&lt;p&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;p&gt;Life is not measured by the 